(a wholly owned subsidiary of Haliburton), applied evil sciences division we test things on ourselves all the time... well you know... when we run out of prisoners or PARKER is busy doing something for Meshi.
/deep thoughts /paces around the lab
I have been thinking about your gf's problem, which I share, and about my Pepto Bismol remedy which, let's face it, it isn't "great".
<beaker bubbling noise>
so...Chitosan which is a fiber made out of shellfish shells was once labeled as a weight loss supplement but the FDA made them stop doing that because in clinical trials fatties that only took
it didn't lose any significant weight... /Draws on the whiteboard
but we aren't trying to lose weight... we're trying to be able to eat a burger or the delicious ring of fat that surrounds a nice pork chop without spending the rest of the day on the shitter or in the ER....
but I can't find any studies pertaining to it's usage in this way but
theoretically it
might work...or help
some
of course if she is allergic to shellfish she can't try it...
I certainly wouldn't urge one of my "patients" to try something I was too chicken to try myself...
SO I ordered some Chitosan and I am going to run some trials taking it and then eating things I would normally avoid... probably this weekend to avoid being a "workplace pooper"...
if it helps me even a little I might recommend it secure in the knowledge that the chances your GF would take unsolicited medical advice from a psychotic aging elvan whm that her BF met on a third party hack website for an obscure fourteen year old japanese on line video game are slim to none anyways....
maybe it helps... /thinks
or maybe I need to combine it with pepto bismol...
and maybe and perhaps most likely I spend all weekend rolling around on the ground begging my wife to kill me....
thanks....weird... lady.
at this point things like calculating odds and clinical trial this and precaution that have already been chucked to the wayside. PARKER survived the initial trial so we are a GO!
/clicks buttons and levers turning different lights on
<insert diabolical laughter here>
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