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By Anna Ruthven 2017-12-02 10:54:28  
Crazy cousin locked his keys in his car, called a locksmith and asked how much to pop the lock, locksmith tells him $35.

Locksmith gets there, pops the lock, says "That'll be $55."

"You said $35 on the phone!"

"Well, there's a $20 fee for coming out."

"That's ***! I'm not paying it!"

The locksmith threw the keys back in the car, locked the door, handed Crazy's $35 back and drove off.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-02 16:01:18  
lulz
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 08:39:40  
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 09:10:32  
Anna Ruthven said: »
Crazy cousin locked his keys in his car, called a locksmith and asked how much to pop the lock, locksmith tells him $35.

Locksmith gets there, pops the lock, says "That'll be $55."

"You said $35 on the phone!"

"Well, there's a $20 fee for coming out."

"That's ***! I'm not paying it!"

The locksmith threw the keys back in the car, locked the door, handed Crazy's $35 back and drove off.

You're dumb enough to lock your keys in your vehicle, you sack up, call anyone who is willing to come save your ***, and pay them what they ask you. It's a stupidity tax and we all have to pay it from time to time.

Or I have to, at least. Four bank cards left in the machine and three locked keys in cars later...if you're one of those *** who says ADD isn't a thing I have one thing to say to you and that is...oh my. That watch is lovely. Where did you get that?"
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 11:05:02  
holy crap....

PARKER knock that ***off already... /rubs temples

there just isn't enough coffee today...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 12:03:01  
lunch... that's my only other thought for today...

the well is running dry or something... I can't even think of anything stupid to say....
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 12:03:53  
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lunch...

Chicken salad on whole grain and a big-*** chocolate chip cookie.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-05 08:55:33  
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also...

Happy Birthday Mosin!!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-05 14:34:29  
/stares blankly into empty coffee cup

I got nothing...

I had to skip lunch today...working on a machine that's been giving me fits to no end... finally got that going. /washes hands

/throws paper towel towards trashcan but misses

yeah...

what else...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 08:59:26  
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what else...

idk...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:02:40  
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what else...

idk...

/sips coffee

sounds to me like you got both feet in the rabbit hole already..

no offense
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:02:57  
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 09:18:29  
Lunch order placed.

Bang a gong or whatever.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:34:12  
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Bang a gong

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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-06 09:36:40  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
what else...

sorry boss! I dropped out of life the last two days for reasons unknown, but presumed lazy. I didn't don my suit of armor and venture into the world yesterday for the first time in 10-13 years. It was super weird. I just layed around playing videogames and watching ***I had piled up on the DVR.

still wasting my time with that terrible CoD WWII game. The son and I were playing some minecraft, and instead of my normal lofty goals, I went off the deep end building a castle with him, so now the weird OCD part of my brain needs to finish, so I've been dumping a bunch of free time into that as well.

coffee is nice.

Let's see.... winter hit with full force monday, we had staved it off until then, which is a blessing from the great goddess, but it sucks none-the-less.

NIKO!!! the faux birthday we made up for you is coming right up, humbly ask the mrs. for steak oscar and copious amounts of booze.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:44:44  
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NIKO!!! the faux birthday we made up for you is coming right up, humbly ask the mrs. for steak oscar and copious amounts of booze.

we celebrate every weekend...that's why I want to hit the lottery and get out of this shithole and go hang out with her...no offense guys.

she made a big old pork roast last weekend...with sauerkraut...so good it made all my nazi genes tingle... I was as giddy as Colonel Klink


PARKER Edit: nobody gets that reference you decrepit old ***...
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-06 09:56:50  
Well according to my Ni-research, I was wrong. your made up birthday was monday, one of the days I dropped out of life. but that's OK, because we're going to get it right next year for the big 5 0.

also we missed Bob's birthday in may.

whoops. Hi there Bob.

also, where the hell did misa go?
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 10:09:48  
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also, where the hell did misa go?

Where do cats ever go when you lose track of them?

Expect him to wander back any time with 20 little Misas.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:19:38  
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where the hell did <insert everyone's name here> go?

I. do. not. know. ... you know that I can't afford to pay that much attention...

sugar britches was here...like.. some time ago... and hoppy hopped by for a visit... I think... /looks around

Hell I've been talking to myself for three days now... altana only knows how much longer that would have gone on for...probably forever... that jackass never shuts up...

how long has goodoldwhatshisname been gone...who knows? they probably still clock in every day and cash their paychecks...isn't one of them supposed to be running this dumpster fire
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 10:25:07  
I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.

Even Rooks never stops by anymore.

Except Girlboy...

...is Girlboy murdering people and burying them in rural Oklahoma?

The Ni-City-Slasher!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:31:00  
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I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.
Even Rooks never stops by anymore.
Except Girlboy...

it might be one of those heart of darkness things...

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By Anna Ruthven 2017-12-06 10:35:41  
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I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.

Even Rooks never stops by anymore.

Except Girlboy...

...is Girlboy murdering people and burying them in rural Oklahoma?

The Ni-City-Slasher!
No, currently engaging in the old timey Oklahoma pastime, chasing a hawk away from my chickens.

I too am curious about Meshi, I'm thinking about putting up "missing" posters but I haven't found the time. *shoos hawk away with a broom*

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:41:40  
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Well according to my Ni-research, I was wrong. your made up birthday was monday

if it makes you feel any better.... I lied about my birthday on facebook and my sisters didn't even notice.

people got better stuff to do than try to remember when I was born...


hell I wouldn't remember if it wasn't on my driver's license.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:48:05  
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MOSIN!
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