It said back open on Monday and I have never seen it close for weeks. Come on with that ***.
You read that wrong, it closes after a couple of weeks not close for weeks. Yes BananaMolly said they would open a new one today, but 1. The day is not over and 2. Banana says lots of things.
Also as Fone indicated Banana is more than likely too busy fapping to funatari in a construction site porta potty to care ATM.