For all my fellow nerds, I spent a lot of the day fine tuning my Area-51m. Ended up with some pretty satisfying results.
Got the 9700k to run stable at 4.8GHz with a pretty massive undervolt (-100 on offset, 1.08 base voltage on core+ring). The result is approximately 15-20C cooler operating temperatures at load for a pretty minimal performance hit compared to the max I've been able to get out of this chip (5.1GHz, which takes a shitload of extra voltage to achieve).
The 2080 is experiencing no issues ramping up to 2.1GHz at stock voltage (vBIOS is flashed to limit the GPU to 180w instead of the standard 215w TDP for now, and quite frankly I don't feel like I need the rest) and hanging around 70-78C under load. Very happy with this result.
This resulted in some pretty incredible benchmark scores.
3287 in Cinebench
11237 in Firestrike Extreme
9983 in Time Spy
Never thought I'd see the day that I'd be this impressed with a laptop's performance, but here we are.