Korpg Just Needs A Hug!

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 Seraph.Kyaaadaa
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By Seraph.Kyaaadaa 2009-03-10 23:49:52  
Wooooodum said:
There's probably a teen reading this going "O_O WUT", hurrah for destroying impressionable minds xD


Impressionable minds are the only minds worth destroying...
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-03-11 00:59:17  
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Um....yeah.....just lose the cosplay and.....hmm....

But seriously. Maybe. If I got to know her a little better, I might find her attractive. I'm more into the type who, well, likes me for who I am. I don't fall in love easy, nor do anyone fall in love for me.

All this love/peace/hope ***is all foreign for me. They are my least cared for emotions. I'm just here for the <insert random thoughts, but you know what I'm thinking about anyway>.
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By Shiva.Artemicion 2009-03-11 01:25:24
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Cmon, you're male. Let the testosterone kick in at least a little. I promise you it's okay to enjoy video games, pizza, beer and boobs. We're all human and I'm sure every one of us has a more lovey dovey sensitive side buried somewhere underneath our first impression mask.

But indeed, getting to know someone first makes any further "activities" all the more enjoyable especially when they're someone you can relate to and have common interests with.

What guy wouldn't love to have everything in common with a hot asian girl dressed up as Yuna or that extremely gorgeous redhead rocker girl?

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Shown again for epic win :3
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-03-11 01:32:43  
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Cmon, you're male. Let the testosterone kick in at least a little. I promise you it's okay to enjoy video games, pizza, beer and boobs. We're all human and I'm sure every one of us has a more lovey dovey sensitive side buried somewhere underneath our first impression mask.

But indeed, getting to know someone first makes any further "activities" all the more enjoyable especially when they're someone you can relate to and have common interests with.


God, I just know this is a trap.....cue Ackbar

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I still want to know her a little better. Hell, I made the date last week and I just found out her name today. God, I suck with names.

If for me, getting to those further "activites" means I have to take a different route than other guys, then I will take that route. Problem is, that route involves lots of talking and less "one-time only."

Edit: Damn your ninja edit.
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By Shiva.Artemicion 2009-03-11 01:42:07
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Alas, you find the tough middle ground for men in between desires of wanting to get laid, and wanting to find an awesome person to be with. Just don't let either get in the way of each other too much, these things must be balanced. That way you don't end up looking like an obsessive creep or a total sleezeball trying to get in anyone's knickers.

Anyways, this is starting to derail off topic. To keep the peace, love and good will theme goin on, let's make a trend of mog house parties which include nudity, compromising photos of sexual positions, cookies and drinks all with loud trance/house music >:3
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 01:48:18  
I'll take the cookies, drinks and loud trance music.
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-03-11 02:19:40  
Art said:
To keep the peace, love and good will theme goin on, let's make a trend of mog house parties which include nudity, compromising photos of sexual positions, cookies and drinks all with loud trance/house music >:3
Celene said:
I'll take the cookies, drinks and loud trance music.
:3

Damn, I was just about to invite you to everything before cookies.
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By Kujata.Maidak 2009-03-11 02:49:07  
/hug
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 02:59:48  
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Shown again for epic win :3


Simone Simons is symphonic metal <3

On that note, zzzzzzzzz.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 07:48:30  
WTH that is not the asian chick he wants lol he wants this

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I own this photo on this facebook application lol paid 8 mil in fake money for it lol

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lol art, using my video lol
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-03-11 07:50:08  
o/
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 07:51:10  
Now she would make ya*** in your pants
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-03-11 07:52:33  
Takes a lot more than that to make me*** in my pants lol, but she makes me think about it :p
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By Shiva.Phioness 2009-03-11 10:50:55  
Goodmorning ladies and gents. I see some more pictures of hot chicks woohoo. Korpg still wants a lady that will sleep with him quickly with less talking yet have a meaningful relationship without love and hope. Just get a shy/quite japanese chick that plays games all day with him and he'd be fine I guess

I could see the dialogue:

Korpg "Whats that you say woman?"

Quite girl: /whispers "Please, please let me play the game just a little?"

Korpg "*** I have a monk to level!"

Timid girl: /barely audible whisper "Okay I'll keep quite for you baby"

Korpg: "Damn right you will, and If your a good girl I'll let you slob my knob when I hit the FFXIAH forums"

Shy girl: "I ... Lo .... um ... your sweet baby"

Korpg: /angry "Did you say Love? I told you never to use that f&*kin word around me!"

Afraid girl: /scared "Sorry baby!" /eyes to the floor

Korpg: "Damn right your sorry, now give daddy some sugar!"

Unfortunatly those are the types of girls you see in hentai manga, and they live in Santa Clause/Easter Bunny land.

/slaps Alyria on the *** "Goodmorning sweet cheeks!"
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 11:14:12  
lmao I dont think korpg is like that, I can see right through that. I bet he has a sweet heart and would treat a girl more respectful than that. Think he plays tough on here :P

lol ouch that one stung a bit lol :P
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 13:13:49  
Well least this Asian chick looks a little older than 12.
>_>
But still don't dig her.
Blah.
She looks like she's asking for trouble, which, makes her unattractive...
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:17:53  
I dunno I just like the clevage part >.> lol (str8 but im a fan to girls who can have a nice clevage, trust me I seen some that make u wanna /puke)
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 13:23:22  
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I dunno I just like the clevage part >.> lol (str8 but im a fan to girls who can have a nice clevage, trust me I seen some that make u wanna /puke)


I stopped questioning my sexuality long ago.
But I am engaged to a male, so, *shrug*

I hate girls (more rounded girls) who just SHOVE their stuff right in your face with really tight fitting spaghetti strap shirts. Makes me wanna /cry.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:31:03  
the ones that are really bad are the one that try to wear a corsette but they got saggy boobs so when they wear it, the clevage is just like a glob of jelly and no roundness to them so they sink in the corsette ><

That sight is so bad at the renaissance festival.
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By Asura.Yotevol 2009-03-11 13:31:12  
Proper presentation is 90% of the lure.

You can ask any guy that fishes.
You can have a really small lure, but the fish will love it if presented right. :-)

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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:32:30  
uh what lol

a small lure? wont work for me, no thx lol
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 13:34:29  
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the ones that are really bad are the one that try to wear a corsette but they got saggy boobs so when they wear it, the clevage is just like a glob of jelly and no roundness to them so they sink in the corsette ><

That sight is so bad at the renaissance festival.


o.O
I would be afraid I would end up like that. >.>
Hence the reason I don't own a corset.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:37:02  
no way, if you squeeze em together or have a bra and they look round youd be fine in a corsette, its more of olllllder women who try to wear it that have saggy saggy boobs lol
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By Asura.Yotevol 2009-03-11 13:37:42  
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uh what lol

a small lure? wont work for me, no thx lol


What I mean, is a girl with 32Bs can present a better looking chest than a 38DD if she wore the right clothes.

This make more sense?
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:41:47  
lol yea true

but see my mom has 42DD and her boobs dont sag so her clevage come out nice in clothing she wears. There are some who just shouldnt even try that.

I do agree with the smaller boobs presenting better, thats cause they are more tighter
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By Asura.Yotevol 2009-03-11 13:43:51  
Yep yep! And I know LOTS of guys that would prefer "perky" over "saggy".
Something along the lines that it makes them look younger.

...

You know, I never expected to talk about this in a forum...
Weird...
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By Asura.Celene 2009-03-11 13:46:56  
It's all about wearing the right bra.
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By Asura.Yotevol 2009-03-11 13:50:04  
Or, not wearing a bra at all!
LOL

I had to say it... every guy would chastize me if I didn't!

:-D

But, you are right. A bra makes a big difference, along with a lot of other things.

However, you know what I hate? DAMN glitter.
WTF is up with women that put glitter on their face and cleavage?
Honestly, it looks stupid... just my opinion.

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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-03-11 13:51:31  
O.o glitter?

I think cause they going to the club? I dont use any glitter. maybe its in a lotion or body wash?
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