For you, the day Saevel graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
wait.... you mean to tell me that you haven't been spending every waking moment of the last six years preparing for the return and asuran arrival of
The Danznukem? /gasp
But... you've had all this time to build a linkshell specifically designed to carry him to greatness, help him by answering every dumb question he's too lazy to look up on bg wiki and WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY MORE IMPORTANT than catering to his every whim and desire/? he's Danznukem
I mean Sure
you have done all this content over and over and over and over and over again until
you're blue in the face but
Danznukem needs to do it
NOW and I mean right now. There couldn't be a more important roll that holding Danznukem's hand and tenderly guiding him through his glorious return to the game,
I just can't believe you aren't ready and willing and able to drop whatever it is you are doing to help a returner as deeply devoted to the game as Danznukem when he has spent the last fifteen years doing absolutely nothing for you or anyone else.
Who could possibly be more deserving of all of our focus and attention than Danznukem? There are people
RIGHT NOW grievously injuring him when he tries to cleave in escha zi'tah
why haven't you stopped them?
I mean...
AT LEAST turn all the bots on asura off when he logs on, that should be a piece of cake for a person of your stature and notoriety. a simple shout or yell would probably whip all the rmts right into shape. just add the lines /autosearch for Danznukem /stop whenever Danznukem logs on.
no problemo.
I mean...c'mon he came all the way
here to complain.
and it's
Danznukem just look at all of the wonderful things he has contributed to site!
he has
11 posts.
Don't you understand how valuble he is to our community
11
maybe I need to spell it out for you....
ELEVEN bro...
c'mon....