In this thread we post the worst stuff that Oseem gave us during the Dark Matter augments campaign.
It's not enough to be useless, it must be so bad it stops being sad and becomes hilarious.
Rules:
1) try to avoid screenshots of the entire screen, snip the image to just the augment window
2) make sure the name of the gear is visible (i.e., Valorous Mail)
3) keep it to 2-3 snips per post, max
If you don't want your name to appear in the screenshot, remember that the command /names makes all nameplates disappear. You can reenable them later with the same command.
Please vote your favorites by liking the post they're contained in. At the end of the campaign we will tally the likes and declare a winner.
You win nothing at all (unless some rich wealthy generous person wants to donate, I guess), but you will feel a little bit better about RNGesus not loving you.
Please be honest, no cheating and try to not derail too much.
Let's unite in facepalm.
Thanks Oseema
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Thanks Oseema
damn, I wish I had seen this earlier when he gave me an awesome Blood Pact Damage, Pet + etc on a Herculean Jacket via DM augments.
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Ragnarok.Galiber said: » Think it's been shown already, but still lol.  An old one
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 Not the most garbage piece in the world but still I find it rather insulting the way he gave me both player and pet augments and decided weigh the distribution heavily in favour of the most useless. I'm really starting to question his competence.
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  obviously the wrong augments for the thread topic! Here we go:  Cant really make use of any of this on the mask  On a mule.. wouldn't mind it on smn for main, but i didn't take it
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TA+4 QA+3 on merlinic hands on a mule??? GTFOH eat a bag of baby ***, Oseem.
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 >dont play rng or cor thanks oseema
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Asura.Fondue said: » >dont play rng or cor thanks oseema thats a really good body. ... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread.
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Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk said: » Asura.Fondue said: » >dont play rng or cor thanks oseema thats a really good body. ... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread. Or play with thf is only for TH, what's dnc and mnk only uses h2h mentality :) Shiva.Berzerk said: » On a mule.. wouldn't mind it on smn for main, but i didn't take it Holyshit....  ...on a GEO mule. Right after I had finished trying for WSD on my main. thanks oseema The title of this image is "all the properties you could ever want, but at crappy values", subtitle: "trollface.jpg"
 Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk said: » ... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread. That seems to be the case. Not that I'm surprised... :(
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Lakshmi.Avereith said: »  going for wsd :x I think MB DMG I is capable without that piece. If it was on any other piece besides head/body, it would be insanely good for Ninja MB. The relic+3 head is too good to not use, considering the augment on it as well. That's basically what I have been trying to get on hands and legs for the longest while. sooks :(
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The saga of pets from 2007 continues
 Aisukage - use it on your mannequin
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