only a few more hours till those food trucks open up and serve delicious fresh breakfast tacos >:D
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only a few more hours till those food trucks open up and serve delicious fresh breakfast tacos >:D
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Morning all.
I hope it finds you well. Chimi and I are back to building his stupid cornhuskers stadium on minecraft. It's HUUUUUGE! I guess that's the plan until they release something else worth playing. idk. The kids are on the loose into the schools, and my eldest found her first creep-o / stalker. god damn dudes are *** up. sup with everyone else? how's life, love, and / or the pursuit of happiness? HUH?!?! Fenrir.Stiklelf said: » I moved! I'm in IL now. ***! now no one's holding holding down minne!
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Siren.Mosin said: » Morning all. I hope it finds you well. Chimi and I are back to building his stupid cornhuskers stadium on minecraft. It's HUUUUUGE! I guess that's the plan until they release something else worth playing. idk. The kids are on the loose into the schools, and my eldest found her first creep-o / stalker. god damn dudes are *** up. sup with everyone else? how's life, love, and / or the pursuit of happiness? HUH?!?! Fenrir.Stiklelf said: » I moved! I'm in IL now. ***! now no one's holding holding down minne! I had no idea Chimi was a Nebraska fan. Is he originally from Nebraska or did he go to the University of Nebraska? Yeesh. Poor girl. That tender age when you learn you can't be nice to everyone.
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Siren.Mosin said: » my eldest found her first creep-o / stalker. Castrate that *** as a lesson to the others! <insert mad wolf howl here> I prayed to Altana for a daughter but in her divine wisdom she gave me only sons... man was that a good call on her part... holy jebus would I go berserk on a fappy *** that unwisely chose any daughter of mine to devote unwanted attention towards... PARKER /shudders Uncle Cableguy has an excavation machine that will dig a thirty five foot hole in the ground if you need to get rid of any "evidence" of crimes against humanity inflicted on stalky mccreepsalot.
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have these kids found her phone number, call her up, not saying anything on the phone, but can hear breathing on it, and not realized that Caller Id is a thing nowadays?
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Bismarck.Misao said: » have these kids found her phone number, call her up, not saying anything on the phone, but can hear breathing on it, and not realized that Caller Id is a thing nowadays? That's what I'm wondering.
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*69 those ***...oh wait Caller Id..,*67 before you fire back!
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I don't understand why you guys want to know how this little *** is creeping on her... Just listen to nik and castrate the little ***... No further conversation necassary...
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » *69 those ***...oh wait Caller Id..,*67 before you fire back! Does *69 still exist?
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Mosin's eldest has a stalker?
PARKER get the drums of oil and fire up the cauldrons. We have work to do.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » 69 those *** missed the * at first and I was all...wtf zero!? how in the hell is that going to help!?
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Mosin's eldest has a stalker? PARKER get the drums of oil and fire up the cauldrons. We have work to do. /raises hand can we hire the dudes from apcalypto to peel the stalker like a banana first 
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » Mosin's eldest has a stalker? PARKER get the drums of oil and fire up the cauldrons. We have work to do. /raises hand can we hire the dudes from apcalypto to peel the stalker like a banana first Peeling like a banana would cause the target to pass out too quickly. We need to go more diabolical. We need to go more... disturbed. Psychological torment is stage one. Keep the target in peak physical health while degrading his mind. Slowly at first, almost as if he's imagining things or dreaming. Everything is just a bit off is all. He shoes continuously become untied. Emails unsent. Pages unbookmarked. Devices not turned off, lunches not packed, items not where they belong. Small stuff. Then we step it up a little. Constantly pursued, our target knows he's being watched but can't prove it. He can feel it while he's sleeping, showering, working, eating. He knows it, but every time he tries to prove it he can't. Nobody believes him. Paranoia creeps in. Then the breakthrough. We let him catch us in the act. He sees his perpetrator. Only once though. Nobody believes him, but he knows what he saw. But then, we vanish. We cut him loose for a few weeks. Life begins to turn back to normal... until it begins again. Back to square one, his luck seems to have turned. The little annoyances turn back into the shadows watching his every move. Driven mad, he pushes away friends, family. His life suffers. He knows not what to do. Desperate, he turns to the one person he can confide in. The one person who has been there the entire time this has been going on. Nik, you must become that person. You welcome him with open arms and say you know what plagues him and how to solve it. Delusional, he accepts the bargain and that's where the fun begins. With all ties cut, none will look for him in the evil lair. The torture, oh the torture, he will endure. The full workshop of horrors awaits with the evil mastermind at the helm. But in Hell, nobody can hear you scream.
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You could also just drive him homicidally insane and wait till the next boyfriend you don't like before setting him off.
Two birds, one stone. YouTube Video Placeholder
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Idiot Boy said: » YouTube Video Placeholder I think you're forgetting that the guy channeling James Dean ended up wanting Cher as a ***-hag. :P Mmmm...Paul Rudd.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Is he originally from Nebraska or did he go to the University of Nebraska? His moms' side of the family are all from western nebraska, so he spent a lot of time down there, they have season tickets every year, ect. Shiva.Nikolce said: » Castrate that *** as a lesson to the others! I'm not opposed to taking a 'assault of a minor' charge for the cause, but he hasn't been dumb enough to show up in my neighborhood yet either, so we'll see. Life is such a weird deal. I remember asking girls out and being told no, it was pretty easy really.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Life is such a weird deal. I remember asking girls out and being told no, it was pretty easy really. Gotta live a little, ya know?
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Siren.Mosin said: » Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Is he originally from Nebraska or did he go to the University of Nebraska? His moms' side of the family are all from western nebraska, so he spent a lot of time down there, they have season tickets every year, ect. Shiva.Nikolce said: » Castrate that *** as a lesson to the others! I'm not opposed to taking a 'assault of a minor' charge for the cause, but he hasn't been dumb enough to show up in my neighborhood yet either, so we'll see. Life is such a weird deal. I remember asking girls out and being told no, it was pretty easy really. Awww...But handling rejection well takes all the fun out of the experience of having some douchebag throw glass bottles at the side of your apartment building while screaming and crying like a lunatic or camping in his car down the street to watch the movements of you and your roommates. The things you learn in college! What an exciting time! (The down-the-street car camper was one of my roommates'.) You want to know how to turn ladies into ***? Voila!
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God I was no fun at all, just moved right along with a smile and a nod.
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Siren.Mosin said: » God I was no fun at all, just moved right along with a smile and a nod. What?!? You mean to tell me pitchin' woo doesn't involve pitchin' bottles? On a serious note: How is that reaction not counter-intuitive? EDIT: Either way, isolated incidents. Everyone has at least one run-in with crazy regardless, I suppose.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » How is that reaction not counter-intuitive? narcissism run rampant is all I've been able to conjure up. I guess there's always crazy too... I mean nothing really adds up when you're crazy.
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meshiii
let's play stufffffff
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iiiiiii just wanna fly
like a bird up in the sky y y y y
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Bismarck.Misao said: » meshiii let's play stufffffff |
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