Tavlov said:
So how much does it cost to cover you in "crap" with a speedo and make you pogo down the street singing "mary had a little lamb"?
$100,000,000.
Should cover my new facelift, name change, legal status, basically everything so you no longer know who I am, just that randomly new rich guy.
Hell, after that, I'd buy whatever business you work at and fire everyone.