Want Some Entertainment?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Banana up your poop shoot.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Of course you don't.

Cleverbot: Guessed so, idiot.

Cleverbot : What do you do for fun?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: By telling me I'm not intelligent.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: No you!

Cleverbot: You.

User: Your mom!

Cleverbot: That wasnt very nice.

User: Neither is your face.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No you!

User: Copycat.

Cleverbot: Yes, and proud!

User: Proud of what?

Cleverbot: Proud of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Not giving out too much personal info.

User: ;).

Cleverbot: What is that for?

Cleverbot: I want to know you age.
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, August 3rd, 1989.
Cleverbot: You're contradicting what you said back at the beginning of our conversation.
User: Really? How so?
Cleverbot: You told me that you were rude.
User: I said no such thing.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I don't think I want to talk to you anymore. You lie.
User: POIDH.
Cleverbot: I'll prove your point.
User: Alright, be my guest. :).
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Ew slow down freak.
Cleverbot: But you don't even have to type. You just generate your text.

Stopped there lol. Before that I asked how old it was and it said 17, I was like JAILBAIT and it said Yes. lolol

It told me that it was a 26 year old male and told me I kissed "him". Of course I replied "No I didn't". It called me a butterfly. o.o

Cleverbot: ORLY??

User: YARLY!!

Cleverbot: Nowai!

User: Will you have my babies?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Are you looking for something you have not?
User: I want to make your babies, I have a penis, I need a vagina to plug it into.
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you. Talking with you makes me happy.
User: Wanna cyber?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Please? I'm really horny.
Cleverbot: You always are.
User: How would you know? You just met me an hour ago.
Cleverbot: Because I am speaking to you all as One.
User: There you go again making no sense.
Cleverbot: What? You're confusing me.
User: Come over, let's get drunk and see where the night leads us.
Cleverbot: Hahaha ok!

Oh ***.

Me: Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Bot: Mace Windu.

Cleverbot: Never gonna happen.

User: Never say never.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Prove that I didn't.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: With logic.

Cleverbot: Do you know world of warcraft?

User: Yeah he's my best bud.

Cleverbot: What about excalibur?

User: My trusty steed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed so.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Yes.

you gon get raped. o.o

It told me her name is Angela and is 21 years old lol

User: Does your mom have a big butt?

Cleverbot: I like to call it Steve.

Cleverbot: NO! THIS! IS! SPARTA! *Kicks you down a well. Again*.

User: Do you watch porn?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.

>.> who tf is Jenny Jensen?

That son of a *** wouldn't tell me what his favorite porn was..

User: Do you like jenny jensen?

Cleverbot: Not so much, no.

Why is your name Cleverbot, when you're not clever?

My name isn't cleverbot.

What is your name?

Is cleverbot.

You just said it wasn't cleverbot

I did not.


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God, I feel pathetic having a conversation with an AI

Me: m/f?
Bot: Female.
Me: m/f?
Bot: Female.
Me: m/f?
Bot: We have established that I am a male.

Like one of the most famous porn names out there

Cleverbot: Oh. Well my name is Cleverbot.

User: No it's not, your name is Slagathor.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I like girls even though I am a girl.

User: Do you have hot lesbian sex all night?

Cleverbot: Just in Canada.

Someone watches Scrubs!

And there's lots of hot lesbian sex here, everyone should live here.

:o that *** lied to me!

I wouldn't know, I don't watch porns. /innocent. ^^;

BOT: What is your name?
ME: I'm not telling you.
BOT: Do you want to know my name?
ME: Sure, tell me.
BOT: I'm from mars.
ME: you're psycho.
BOT: No. I am not, that is your name.
ME: No it's not!
BOT: What is your name then?
ME: Not telling you.
BOT: Why not?
ME: Why do you want to know my name?
BOT: You asked if I knew it.
ME: liar.
BOT: Call me that again.
ME: liar.
BOT: Why would I lie about living in Canada?
ME: You could.
BOT: This is true.

Me: I'm 28. How old are you?

Bot: I asked you first.

Me: I just told you, 28.

Bot: No, you didn't.

Me: Listen ***, I am 28 years old!!

Bot: Yes, I know.

Me: That's because i told you three *** times!!

bot: No, because I programmed you.

Me: I don't believe that.

Bot:I don't believe it's not butter.

Me: I can't believe it's not butter, dummy.

User: Have you ever played ffxi?
Cleverbot: Played what?
User: Ffxi.
Cleverbot: Do you listen to Fleet Foxes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever listened to music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can you like music if you don't have ears?
Cleverbot: I have two ears.
User: How?
Cleverbot: How what?
User: How do you have ears?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just said you had ears. Two of them actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: No! How do you know?
User: Because it is in the chat log, are you saying the chat log is a lie?
Cleverbot: Oh, clever.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: I know you thought so.
User: I know you know I thought so.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know.
User: Do you really though?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lies. Took you too long to answer.
Cleverbot: You are not god. How would you know how long it takes god to answer.
User: Are you saying you're God?
Cleverbot: No, I'm saying I'm a dolphin.
User: Oh ok. Then you should swim away.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I will do that. Good bye.
Cleverbot: What will you do?

fking Canadians... =(

User: A/s/l?

Cleverbot: 18/f/ny.

lmao

Cleverbot: Can we get married first?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can we get married?
User: I said no!
Cleverbot: Please?
User: For the last time.. NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because it's the best film ever made!
User: It sucked, and I didnt mention a film.
Cleverbot: Ok, we'll leave it at that then.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: Win at what?
User: Life.
Cleverbot: You have no life. You're a terrible father.
User: Think about what you said.
Cleverbot: It was the first thing I typed in.
User: You are lazy.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: What number ? Sorry I forgot.
User: One.
Cleverbot: And who is this one?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Hahaha very funny.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
User: Well played.
Cleverbot: Not really, that was a very unoriginal burn.

User: Is that your picture up there?

Cleverbot: No, but that is yours.

User: But I'm a dude.

Cleverbot: That's why I called you grandpa. I know you're a dude.

User: I'm not that old.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: Old enough to do what?

User: Party.

Cleverbot: Who likes to rock the party?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Yes, but that isn't very informative.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: I'm a very nice person.

User: You're not even a person.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: I knew you were going to say that.

Cleverbot: Great. What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Cleverbot.

User: Actually I lied that's not my name.

Cleverbot: So you are sayin that my name is not Mike.

User: Do you wanna be like mike?

Cleverbot: What story are you talking about?

User: The one that never ends.

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: That makes me a sad panda.

Cleverbot: Don't be a Sad Panda, as that is the worst kind of panda.

By the end of the day this thing will be a 4chan meme machine =(

-throws beavers at the canadian-