Holy hell, what is this? After I leave for a while
This thread gets a necro now you're rhyming sans style.
Okay, what the crap? I'm down for another.
Reddy's checkin' back in between *** your mother.
Yeah, Square left me disappointed this past update.
But like Biz Markee's goofy teeth, I gotta stay straight.
You say Red Mage's time in the sun is done?
We're just takin' a break, let Whitey have his fun.
Warrior, oh warrior. You ain't been pertinent in eons.
Been overshadowed by Sams; you're their little peon.
That's the best you got? Your shitty *** provoke?
DNC's got that too. Sub-job or go broke.
Without those weaknesses, you'd still be picked last.
I can use a sword, too. Which is backed by fast cast.
Pally, your damage is slow.
Even at this level, Warriors still blow.
Darky, you're next. Don't think I'll forgetcha.
Like Sarah Palin, is the pain coming? "You betcha."
Aspir II? That's a laugh. You don't even use MP.
And yet, if you need it, you come whining to me.
"Refresh me, ***."
"Why, you got an itch?
Go use your 'awesome' spells on a mob with no magic.
Oh quit crying. It ain't all that tragic."
Now wasn't there a thread here a month or so ago
With all the Darks cutting their wrists and going emo?
"Oh no! We've been shafted! I just wanna die!
Instead we'll sit here and collectively cry!"
Walk on home, boy.
You're done. Go bust out your old Game Boy.
Pikachu won't laugh at you
Because you think you can do damage with your cute little toys.
Man you are battlin' yourself and that ***is really quite whack,
but don't worry jabroni I'll put this train back on track.
Pyro you make this too easy acting like a tough Power Ranger
Your *** needs to listen to Alpha "Ai ai ai danger danger!"
I'm about to spit another phat verse on your head,
then I'll send the black and blue ranger back to Lord Zed.
You think you'll shadowshoot me and kick back and unwind?
Guess again little ranger becuase I rock Resist Bind.
Use Eagle Eye Shot you'll soon see your worst fears,
1 of Lillica's shadows absorbs the damage and disappears!
You came talking some noise but now I know you just trippin'
I'm Level Sync'd to Snoop Dizzle, Pear Au Lait we be sippin'.
Wait Where you going man, what's the hurry?
Did I insult you so bad you want to Mijin Gakure?
Now go buy you some arrows to support your bad habits
And I'll give you a call if I need help with Wild Rabbits
All I got to throw is a War Hoop but I'll tell you that's fine
Cuz I got my minds on my gil and my gils on my mind.
Now there's just one more thing to say before I wrap this up quick
You need to quit with the rapping and get back to suckin my- Kanye West: "Yo Lillica I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Anye posted one of the best videos in the rapping thread of all time, OF ALL TIME!"
ima war, on aahhh ummm OH!
ima war, on tour ripping through ur front door, tearin up the floor- straight to the core i bore under ur skin to the within makin ur intestinal track my din din, you couldn't get a clue if you were rin-tin-tin? xD!!!
Pyro I'm tired of this, handing out all these *** kicks
Beating you is like rapping at the special olympics
You're a WAR you're a bore and you making me snore,
I got rhymes galore I should open a store, now head to the door.
I rhyme with the quickness the ultimate slickness
While you're tapped for mana and got summoning sickness
You still think you can keep up if just keep trying to rap hard
But guess what buddy you aint my friend and you just activated my trap card
Darwin had a little theory that we all evolved you might say
But you seem stuck at Homo Erectus, that's latin for "you is gay"
I hear you thinking up raps grunting like you HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE
you need to go check you pants your raps stink like you sharted
ninja is a tool, dancer is a wannabe,
all these fools wish they could damage like me.
rocking a 6 hit, smack you with a drakesbane,
when i whip out that spear, you'll feel the pain.
with my wyvern in the air, all my partymates just stare,
as i get them ruby lights, with them 2 second fights,
look at you, then look at me,
check my jump, gainin TP.
weapon skills flying like mad, all yo sambas and wheels make you look bad!
i dont need some shadows like some chump,
all i need is my super jump!
look at this monk, his rhymes are cool,
but his job is simply a tool.
kids bandwagon them like fools.
procing blunts? youre just a slave! tanking bosses? what a knave!
look at him, just another bandwagon, wishin' he had the power of a dragon.
drg 4 lyfe ***.
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Pshhh Another Samurai?
I'll out DD you like I did the other night.
Give me a Jump here, and another Jump there
I'll tear some ***up like a Samurai wouldn't dare
You got a Shoha? So does your mama
My Gungnir will bring the pain and put you into a coma
Sick damage? Skillchains? My Wyvern could Magic Burst better than you
The only way a Samurai is good is when I'm using it for a sub
***... I don't even need Sekkinoki to prove
I'll laugh as you pull hate and Die..
I'll just Super Jump and heal myself while you sit there dead and cry
Never forget that DRG is where it's at
So don't assume your the best dd so sit back and Watch the pro's
You just watch as we Geirskogul all these hoe's
Oh ***what is this another punk in my hood?
I stop posting in this thread so you think its all good?
Well sit down little DRG, this game isn't hopscotch
I'm bout to stagger mother *** like this is voidwatch.
See there is something you seem to forget, or maybe you never learned
I learned my rap skills on the streets, yours were abyssea-burned.
You came here to post a little poem, that's really cute Slyt
But while you were posting here I was busy lickin on your mama's cl-
It occurs to me that it might sound like I just want to berate
But yall lost your rap accuracy like someone landed Exenterat-
Or maybe you never had the skill to hit me from the start
I made these last two lines just so I could say fart.
You better watch out when I drop the beat,
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo ass better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ass.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka ass PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!