Chiggity /check Yo' Self

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Chiggity /check yo' self
 Sylph.Bowserx
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By Sylph.Bowserx 2012-02-12 14:21:07  
Titan.Lillica said: »
You better watch out when I drop the beat,
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.

My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.

If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.

When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.

Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!

Ok you came through n thought you spit some ill ***,
now its time to lay a verse but infuse skill wit it.
I come ill wit it , ruby kill wit it , still spittin
still rippin , lunatic wit it , throw gil at it
mils stackin , still rappin, dont make me get angra on RNG
so he can get clappin(Shootin)


"Oh *** , Oh god I can solo Dynamis" *** congratulations you main of over rated subjob with some lame *** abilities and you're on Three paths(literally-COP)
 Phoenix.Lillicarnage
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By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2012-02-12 18:29:10  
Someone bumped up my thread I was bout to say wowzer
Then I read the last post, just some sucka named Bowser.
You think you took the beat, you think you have mad rhymes?
*** you just rhymed "it" with "it" thirty seven times.

Like my Dancer when you shoot, the point you are missin'
Cuz my dead character from a year ago profile you be dissin'
When you come around I can't help but yell stranger danger!
Speaking of checking profiles, 99 Dancer... 90 Ranger?

If you are gunna rep a job class you best come steppin' correct
Or you end up snapshotting critical misses and breaking yo neck
I would keep this one going but you just aren't worth the hassle
So Bowser pack up your shell, and get yo' *** *** to another castle.
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 Bahamut.Dannyl
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By Bahamut.Dannyl 2012-02-12 20:27:56  
10 of 10.
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 Valefor.Pyroluv
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By Valefor.Pyroluv 2014-02-27 00:21:23  
Bahamut.Dannyl said: »
10 of 10.

fun times ^^
 Sylph.Peldin
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By Sylph.Peldin 2014-02-27 09:24:24  
Just read this entire thing for the first time... my favorite part is bolded below. Literally made me laugh out loud at work.

Titan.Lillica said: »
What the hell is this crap, yo I thought this was ended,
Well guess what lucky you, Visitant Status Extended.
Now first of all SAM with your sword you drop beats,
But when it comes to this rap game all you taste is defeats.

You want to know our differences and I won't make you beg,
You've got a Third Eye, while I've got a third leg.

Yeah you are sure tough when you are kicking bird tooshy,
Oh wait that's a miss, miss, miss, aww ***eat some sushi.

Come stepping to me son you musta been drunk,
Cuz see I gots the rhythm and I gots the funk.
You better run now lest your friends ask you why,
You pulled a Tom Cruise and became the Last Samurai.
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http://soundcloud.com/lillicarnage/ffxivrap
 Sylph.Nazantia
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By Sylph.Nazantia 2015-06-15 08:21:33  
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 Titan.Lillica
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By Titan.Lillica 2016-03-05 18:20:19  
Back again in this *** with a necro-bump
Remindin yall sucks I'm the best like Trump.
Better say your prayers, better see your pastor
Cuz I'm back in Vana'D and I'm on Beastmaster.

I'm rockin these axes and I'm pleasin' the masses
and you chumps gettin schooled like you needin hall passes.
I dropped off my daggers and stopped dressin' in drag,
and I stopped hanging out with that Mayakov... guy.


If you wanna blame for this bump just blame my homey Schutz
and if you wanna step to this be ready for DEEZ NUTZ
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