What Grinds Your Gears?

Happy real early b-day! Im drinking right now!

My job is like that too, except it requires me to do ***I really hate. >.> Wish I had it in me to turn 4 hours into 8. >_< I have a habit of turning 6 into 4 just to run out of there. That bad. D:

If you need an example, I have a story that will probably cause lulz that happened today.

Youz welcome^^

too much e-drama for me the past couple of days...and i havent even been on for it -_-

so w/e...

someone pass me a drink...or 2...or 3....

I work at an animal vet clinic. And do everything from contracting, lifting things that weigh as much as me (underweight btw. >_>) setting up for operations, on good days I get to do stuff in the lab, bad days I get to setup fecal samples. xD

um...i mean Yasko talkin ***about me when i havent even done anything and when i'm not online...

if you have beef w/ me...or anything i do...take it up w/ me...

DAMMIT WHERES MAH DRINK?? ; ;

I have to share though. A crazy lazy came in earlier today (yesterday now) and swore worms were coming in her dogs stool. Very possible, tape worms can be passed in bowels. So she brings in a fecal sample and it's taken to the back. Where I am. And I'm setting them up.

So I had no idea who's thing this was. So I'm in the act of setting it up. Gloves and all, but still. I'm checking one, negative. Next, negative. The lady's sample stopped spinning in the centrefuge(sp), so I go to take it out. Co-worker comes in with a flustered look.

"Um..Sly." "Yeah." "That lady...said whatever her dog has, she's sure she has." "Ok?" "She's psycho." "Apparantly."

..."She said the fecal sample is hers." "...what? Yeah, her dog for worms." "No...it's HERS." "...I'm not gettin...oh." "Yeah..."

Now, I'm not an angry person. I take a deep breath, calmly say something, and go away. Except I'm finger deep in ***, and the smell is >_>. Deep breaths wouldn't help. So I throw the nearest glass object while yelling "SONOFAFUCKINGCUNTWHOREOHMYGOD!" walk out the room, take my breath and calmly say "I'm going home. *** you guys."

i know...it upsets me tho...especially when its completely pointless for dissing me....

but it is what it is...

not having enough HP even as MNK75 to bestow punishment on Campaign mobs grind my gears.

Go /DNC. /DNC rapes Campaign. :x

THAT WAS *** HILARIOUS ET... but sorry about the doodoo!

haha, what a "crazy lazy" :p Sorry, I shouldn't pick on you in this fragile doo-riden state :<

still not having a drink grinds my gears...

on my third *** mix and my muscles still hurt... Savvy, wanna give me a massage?

um....i'm still waiting for my drink :cry:

can we go do karaoke instead??

no, Im at that point for a massage.

but i want to go do drunken karaoke!!!

I stolez all your drinks o.o!

im sharing it with mah home boys =o

Sweetie, even on my drunkest of days, I'll sing the lifeless soul outta that machine lol

but..but....; ; i need a drink in case theres more e-drama while i'm gone ; ;

noes! you shall be sober when the drama happens!

I shall lulz at the distance with you booz :O!

but but.....i'm not on for all the e-drama....

Being sick as a dog grinds my gears. I got massive sinus pressure and congestion and worst of all, the allergens are so bad and the heat is so intense and dry it's an endless cylce of pain and nosebleeds. I can't even *** eat ~_~

Ugh, gonna sleep this one out and hope it's not around when I got work.

yup yup yup, three drinks does it. My muscles have finally calmed down and I'm feelin mellow. All I need now is a hot chick to fondle....

/looks around

dammit :(...

KFH....lets go Karaoke and i'll help you pick up hot chicks...i'm really good at it ^_~

Too late my buds chug it all away





/comfort it will all go away =o!



Your on the internet entertain yourself xD