What Grinds Your Gears?

Manly girls.

Taking my pooch to the dog park to play today, and someone has this humongous half Timberline wolf creature in there. Wolfy proceeds to try to hump my dog, which she hates. She nipped, growled, and slapped around the last dog who tried to hump her, but the wolf was too big for her. So I shove the thing off her and pick her up, wait til the wolf goes to do something else and put her down to play with a pug. The wolf's owner then turns to me and says something along the lines of "Isn't my wolf beautiful, we're going to get a girl wolf and mate them for puppies." WTF. NO.

For one, you can't control the wolf you have. I had to discipline your beast because you couldn't. For two, that is a wild animal. God forbid you should ever have any small children that piss it off. For three, what in god's name are you going to do with a litter of wolf puppies? You won't be able to take care of them, you'll take them to the shelter, half of them will be too violent and will have to be put down, and the other half will be adopted out to homes and then later attack someone because they are wild animals and aren't supposed to be cooped inside being domesticated all day. >< Some people need a slap in the face, I swear.

Lol.

Touché! Though, I'd have to agree. :o
(edited for those who don't backread!)

people who tell me "you dont get my sense of humor." no i just have a low tolerance for ***

Couples.

and/or

"You'll find somebody."

>o

Netflix search engine

not being able to step on my right foot, grinds the *** out of my gears

Quoting myself. Keep happening...

Oh, and also noobs on my forum.

People who are too chicken ***to discipline thier children in public.

You could get arrested.

Why assume spanking/beating when the word "Discipline" is used? Many forms of discipline available for use that are much better than letting thier kids run around a store ripping things apart while parents decide which type of paper they want to wipe thier *** with.

Girls that deny the inner-daintiness are annoying. Especially the ones with the "hard" mentality. They're always good for a laugh.

Girls that are overly dainty because society tells them that's how they're supposed to be. Women that are easily influenced bug the hell out of me.

I was moreso just drawing a parallel to Yomisha's comment in the interests of impeccable humour, rather than making a deep statement :(

I just don't really like girls for the most part.

Stingrays.
@#$%^*&! Stingrays man.

With their watery water habitats.
and spikey tails.
worst fish EVER

Work.

Ahhh...Got you! So much for backreading.

Men on their "period".
Girls will know what I mean.

Te-he-he! You should have been on Vent with me and Yomi when a prime example of synchronized male mensuration was going down.

It was scary? No. Hmmm...Still thinking of the best word to describe it.

Fixed

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If the global population of women age 15-64 is 2,187,838,153, and you give a little leeway on either side for menopause and the age girls start menstruation, then take into consideration that menstruation usually only lasts 5-7 days, you will find that your math is wrong.

Smart-*** quota for the day met!

/feels relieved

The problem isn't your period. It's because you act like that.

Haha, Brilliant!

What ever do you mean?

/grin

few pages back i know, was getting caught up on thread. late 80s early 90s still were brand new OMGWTFBBQ awesome with 400MB drives.
a 4 GB drive from then would have cost a few thousand dollars, and weighed a metric ton. my parents bought a brand new P1 75mhz, 350MB HDD, 512KB RAM for $1200 in mid 1992. "This is the only PC we'll ever need to buy," says my father. lol

I saw this graphic description of menstruation once, posed by a girl to get men to sympathise with them more.

It put me off women for like 53 minutes (which is a lot for me) and has indeed made me sympathise that little bit more ;;

"last page need to get my other toon ready for einherjar."

/eyetwitch