What Grinds Your Gears?

Nikolce is not a real doctor. He has just been playing whm for so long that he has started dispensing unsolicited medical advice to people both in and out of the game. Please disregard any advice he may give you as the nonsensical babbling of a jabbering idiot and consult a real doctor, thank you.

You can never go swimming with them on. If you swim, you do so with poor vision. You can either be blind every time you go to the beach or pool, or you can stay out of the water unless you trust someone to watch your glasses while you jump in.

You can never go rafting down a river or jet skiing or ride behind a boat in an inner tube with them on. If you do these things, you will do them with poor vision.

You can never go on a roller coaster with them on. If you ride a roller coaster, good luck seeing the view.

It's a dream of yours to go snorkeling someday? Lol. Good luck.

It's a dream of yours to go zip-lining someday? Lol. Good luck.

When you wake up in the middle of the night because you heard a bump or your dogs are growling at something, well, I hope whatever is wrong can wait patiently until you locate your glasses.

I hope you enjoy ear plugs as headphones, you know, those painful little things that you cram inside your ear canal that fall out every two steps. Why? Well, as long as your glasses are resting on top of your ears, anything else back there is going to hurt. Plastic headbands, over-the-ear headphones, and headpieces that let you talk to your ls mates on team speak-- ouch, ouch, and ouch. Have fun with that.

I hope you enjoy always having two indents on your nose, even after you take your glasses off. After several years of wearing glasses, those ugly little indents aren't going anywhere.

You are taking a long plane or car ride and want to sleep? Go ahead and lean the side of your face against something soft and cozy with glasses on and let me know how that works out for you.

You want to cuddle your husband during a movie? Touch luck kiddo, laying your head on someone's shoulder or chest with glasses on is not pleasant for either of you.

You had to step outside during a rainstorm? Too bad glasses lenses don't come with windshield wipers. Try not to trip over anything.

You were outside when it was cold and came inside? It'll take a few moments before your glasses un-fog. Try not to trip over anything.

Sunshine hurts your eyes? You can pay $150-200 (depending on costs at your location) or so extra bucks to make your glasses automatically tint when you step outside, or you can pay $300-400 (depending on costs at your location) extra bucks for a pair of prescription sunglasses. You can never just wear a normal, fashionable pair of sunglasses.