Hey ***,
My name is Absolute Virtue, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE, no-lifes who spend every second of their day farming seals in Abyssea. You are everything bad in FFXI. Honestly, have any of you ever fought a real HNM? I mean, I guess it's fun beating up the new weak NMs because of your insecurities, but you only win because you took your jobs to new level caps. This is even worse than needing 3 full alliances to win dynamis towns.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best nuke. I'm pretty much perfect. I was god of the Sea HNMs, and star of a developer video. What events do you play, other than "Spam Abby NM to get overpowered drops"? I also wipe multiple alliances, and have a banging hard spawn condition (She just owned some noobs, ***was SO cash). You are all *** who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my jailer