Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Because of insomnia, which is probably caused by me being evil, I can only sleep four to six hours a night. When I dream it is in an alternate reality than this one but it feels very much like the same world but maybe it's an entirely different one.

On the dream side I have a different house in the town I moved away from to live here. All my family members are the same but I have more interaction with my side of the family that I moved away from and less with my wife's family we moved here to be closer too.

I like my house better on the other side of reality but I suppose I could just recreate it on this side. I don't really like my side of the family anyways so staying in this town on this side isn't a problem.

The only real problem I have is that I work sometimes eighteen hours a day on this side and what seems to be an equal amount on the other.

And so am I really somehow working thirty two hours in a twenty four hour day and only glimpsing the other side when I am asleep on this one and vice versa.

And I was watching John Carter the other day and he gets to be "dead" on whatever planet/reality he isn't on at the moment. And I am concerned that something similar has happened to me except my "corpse" is alive and working on the other planet at the same time I am working here.

Right, and so fearing my evil boss has somehow figured out a way to work me 32 hours in 24 hour a day and after taking the appropriate length of time to appreciate the brilliance of his plan, I would like to somehow outsmart him and consolidate my resources, so to speak, then blow up one or the other world on whatever side trapping my boss in the Holocaust and assuming his reign on the opposite side.

Because I am pretty sure no matter what side you die on you are dead on both sides if you are sleeping... which explains a great many mysterious deaths, they just simply died of something quite common on the other side, like they got hit by a bus or died in a car accident but on this side they were sleeping and seemed to have died without cause.

So, if my calculations are correct all we have to do is be awake on this side when the bomb goes off on the other side killing all the people on that side and only the sleeping people on this side.

Of course one of the possible side effect is that everyone that survives will no longer "dream" any more. They will just fall asleep and then wake up. Maybe there would be static or something but I am pretty sure it would just be black.

OK so that of course leads to a question of WHEN? And my thought are THAT if we want to try and save the most possible people as to not interrupt the delivery of goods and services I need to do this when the most possible people are awake and that is of course New Years Eve while they are all waiting for the ball to drop and celebrating afterwards.

So sometime between now and then the most import thing will be to establish and synchronize time. So I need a volunteer to wear a watch to bed every night until I come up to you in your dream and say "You wouldn't happen to know what time it is would you?" At that moment, look at your watch and tell me what time it is.

And then when you wake up post here what time it was you told me.

Keep in mind i don't know exactly what I look like over there so I can't tell you who to expect... just that someone will ask you what time it is in your dream sometime soon and I need to know what you tell them.

Thank you for your cooperation, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress

Won't be sad at all!