So, I have my life all figured out. Oh yes!
First, the 2nd in command boss at work will retire, and I will inherit her office. (Never you mind that she's only 50-something and nowhere close to retirement! Never you mind that I'm nowhere near 3rd in command! Just never you mind that I'm like 47th in command!) As the office in question is right now, it's so massive that her large L-shape desk only takes up about half of it, it has two walls of windows, and both those walls have a built-in window seat. Those window seats are very uncomfortable and never used, and the entire office is painted white. So! I will first turn the L desk so that my monitor is NOT facing the door. >.> Then I will smother those two window seats in pillows and blankets so that visitors to my office will have a nice comfy place to sit. And then, since I'm sure there will be no painting allowed, I will smother the walls with colorful posters and put a rug on the floor. First order of business, complete!
Along with this inherited office will come a pay raise, and with that I will finish paying off the student loans. And since this office has a closing door, I will be able to bring dogs into work!
I will obtain four additional dogs. They will be the following breeds:
I will of course be keeping my two current dogs. They are my preciouses.
My four addition dogs will all be adopted as puppies from a local shelter and will grow up together and love each other very much, and they will follow me everywhere I go and if ever anyone was all "That kid looks just like an easy target!" they'd see my two midget pooches and my four massive pooches and be all "on second thought, NOPE."
And then I will work for a few more years with my husband and my six dogs by my side, until I'm 35. At that time we'll have all the money we need, so we'll leave our jobs and move to Canada, right at the foot of the Rockies. We'll spend the rest of our days walking dogs and being lazy. Ah yes, it will be glorious!
And then I will wake up. xD