Hilarity ensued at work today with odd twists and ends. During my shift, I was on a very slow press. So between each piece it spits, I could just do nothing but since I can't sit still for very long, I started to sift through stuff.
I came across this clipboard with something written on the back of it in marker. I can't show you a pic of it because of the swear words so I will spoiler what it said.
JT is the most worthless *** I ever met and enough with the party store perfume, you smell like a ***. who are you trying to impress? the fat ugly white *** that work here? your a *** joke.
I was intrigued. At first thought, I chuckled. Secondly, I realized that this has to be current because I was one this machine last week and this letter was not here then. Finally, I decided to retort this random guy as the antagonist I am.
Why the *** are you writing on the back of a clipboard? Are you hoping that JT will see this? Why are you so angry with the way he smells? Are you having anger issues that much? Do you need to seek the counsel of Dr Phil or maybe, Jesus? Whatever the case I do know one thing here; If you are more of a man than JT is, tell this ***to his face. Don't be a *** and write on a clipboard that he may never see. That is the truly the way of a pussy *** ***.
So, I wrote that underneath the raging letter. I was so excited about it that I showed the guy working next to me. He was laughing his *** off about it. Was funny as hell. So I left it sitting on the shelf where I found it.
Later on, I felt that it needed a last minute 'ummph', so I found a laminated paper and drew the trollface meme with "Problem?" on it to gain whoever's attention. That I can show you a pic of :D
I felt my day being complete.
But... there's more. :O
I decided to stay over and do some overtime. So, about an hour into the graveyard shift, some dude comes over to my area and looks at the trollface guy and then picks it up and turns it over then proceeds to read it. At this point my brain is going "oh ***" repeatedly because this might be the angry guy who wrote it. I really don't want to fight this guy and lose my job but this guy took a long time to read it so I figured he was the other guy. lol
So I spoke up; "Are you... JT?"
He said "Yeah, I'm him. Who wrote this? Who hates me this much?"
Turns out the guy that was working next to me knew who JT was and he told him as he was coming in. JT apparently started to chuckle pretty good at my comment that I wrote at the bottom and he congratulated me of sorts and then.... and then... he gave me a free bottle of his expensive cologne and left.
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I lost it. I laughed my *** off the rest of my overtime shift.