Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?
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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
My crystal ball says... oooooooom, stop being a chicken ***! :P
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     Bought 5 games tonight.. I mean 'presents' >.>
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That is pretty much me with the recent League of Legends sales/events. Steam too though!
god last episode of Kyoukai no Kanata gave me so many feels. So good though D:
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Vyrerus said: » If only I could read minds! I look at steam sales and see nothing I want. :(
ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far
WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch a movie. Not sure what that means.
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Can't even get approved for a student credit card... :/ seriously wtf
Valefor.Prothescar said: » ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up. Love kitting stuff in there on BRD lol went in with a few FC people and only won cuz of this. Me and our war practically annoyed the ***outta the other team :x
Shiva.Spathaian said: » Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski. Not sure what that means. Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming! Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key! Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door) Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski. Not sure what that means. Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming! Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key! Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door) Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat. "Your hand, give it to me!"
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I would say, make sure those hands stay on her hands, and not inside any clothing...
Shiva.Spathaian said: » *woman enters home* "Your hand, give it to me!" You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated. The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer.... Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » *woman enters home* "Your hand, give it to me!" You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated. The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer.... Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned. "I have herpes." "Lets get married!" "DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!" "I have an extensive porno collection." and many more! /scribbles all of it down
Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following: Scream at her until she gives me her hand. Don't mention my "wart" problem. Lather her up in butter. Touch her on top of the clothes. Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date. Clear the history on my computer. Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah). Helicopter her in the face with my penis. Am I getting it right?
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Welp, I didn't need to sleep anyway.
Shiva.Spathaian said: » Such phrases to avoid are: "I have herpes." "Lets get married!" "DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!" "I have an extensive porno collection." and many more! I was debating on whether or not to use ninja mind control to implant a bunch of words and phases for him to blurt out at inappropriate times... but then I remembered I was supposed to be helping. how do you guys "not be evil" for longer than five minutes?
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » Such phrases to avoid are: "I have herpes." "Lets get married!" "DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!" "I have an extensive porno collection." and many more! I was debating on whether or not to use ninja mind control to implant a bunch of words and phases for him to blurt out at inappropriate times... but then I remembered I was supposed to be helping. how do you guys "not be evil" for longer than five minutes? Bismarck.Magnuss said: » /scribbles all of it down Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following: Scream at her until she gives me her hand. Don't mention my "wart" problem. Lather her up in butter. Touch her on top of the clothes. Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date. Clear the history on my computer. Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah). Helicopter her in the face with my penis. Am I getting it right?
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » she still has some residual neurological issues brother, they all do. As long as she doesn't CAW loudly like a crow or worship lorenna bobbit you should be fine..
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Bismarck.Josiahkf said: » Farm for 5 hours and no key when I want map in 2008 /tableflip pic.jpg They drop more than the bass at a skrillex show once you don't need them.
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Valefor.Prothescar said: » why doesn't anyone like pharos sirius? D: it's so cool |
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