Got side-swiped by the city bus this morning on my bicycle
that's karma kicking your *** for not buying teh obamacares!!!
(aka the not really affordable we were just kidding you will still have to pay full price in cash for all your healthcare because banana HEY! this stuff is really hard to figure out! cut us some slack we will get back to you on how tigerwoods is the fall guy for 1% we promised to redistribute the wealth from! (jk it's because he just doesn't have his own lobbyist so now he has to pay for everyone, sucker!!) act)
hurry! obama needs that money to help the sick and elderly!
pay the bill! or chris christie will run over you with a cement mixer!