Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

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By volkom 2014-08-28 12:01:27  
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Siren.Mosin said: »
those viagra commercials always crack me up. 'for erections lasting longer than 6 hours, consult a doctor' It draws a mental image of dude in the waiting room of the ER with a tent pitched, & a red face, thinking,

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS THING!!!

how do doctors fix that problem?

With a scalpel, of course.

details man~! I heard a few rumors about what they do to in those situations


another page~!

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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-08-28 12:05:07  
volkom said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
volkom said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
those viagra commercials always crack me up. 'for erections lasting longer than 6 hours, consult a doctor' It draws a mental image of dude in the waiting room of the ER with a tent pitched, & a red face, thinking,

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS THING!!!

how do doctors fix that problem?

With a scalpel, of course.

details man~! I heard a few rumors about what they do to in those situations

I would suspect there's medications they can provide to to *ahem* reduce swelling. Since I believe viagra and similar drugs are vasodialators, I would guess it would mean supplying a vasoconstrictor in some fashion.

I'm not 100% sure because it's not something I'm about to google at work, though I could probably play it off as work-related research.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-28 12:06:31  
volkom said: »
how do doctors fix that problem?

with any luck at all, none of us will ever know.
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2014-08-28 12:07:03  
Wikipedia says muscle relaxants or a shunt to drain the blood. Good times.
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By Asura.Ina 2014-08-28 12:07:08  
volkom said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
volkom said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
those viagra commercials always crack me up. 'for erections lasting longer than 6 hours, consult a doctor' It draws a mental image of dude in the waiting room of the ER with a tent pitched, & a red face, thinking,

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS THING!!!

how do doctors fix that problem?

With a scalpel, of course.

details man~! I heard a few rumors about what they do to in those situations


another page~!

This is what I got from googleing "How do doctors stop an erection"...
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-28 12:09:42  
poor mice have it rough.
By volkom 2014-08-28 12:09:55  
/cringe
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-28 12:10:46  
If left as-is for too long, the blood can sometimes clot in the erectile tissues, blocking bloodflow and eventually causing necrosis of the penile tissues. You can actually lose your penis in some prolonged erection cases.

EDIT: aaaand just noticed Ina covered this. >.>
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-28 12:10:47  
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-08-28 12:11:16  
Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
Wikipedia says muscle relaxants or a shunt to drain the blood. Good times.

Ooooh. Shunts.

So "with a scalpel" wasn't that far off.~
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-28 12:15:42  
here is the whole thing lol

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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-08-28 12:29:27  
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-08-28 12:31:15  
Anyway, I'm cursed today.

Had a fire alarm go off at Schlotzsky's while I was eating lunch. Building evacuated, panic ensued, lunch half eaten, fire trucks stuck in traffic, usual ***.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-08-28 12:37:43  
Suck it console peasants

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By volkom 2014-08-28 12:38:02  
well its about time she got the pest control guy to come by
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2014-08-28 12:43:28  
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Just throw a comforter over it, and tell the next guests that the buzzing/humming sounds is the electric blanket.
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By Kalila 2014-08-28 12:48:47  


I visit RT and the topic is masterbation, prolonged errections, and wasps covering a bed.

Yup it's RT.
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By volkom 2014-08-28 12:52:12  
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I visit RT and the topic is masterbation, prolonged errections, and wasps covering a bed.

Yup it's RT.

were you expecting something else? Would Gundams, food that looks like animals and an abundance of xiv pictures be better?

Or would you prefer a bunch of cute baby animal pictures?

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By Kalila 2014-08-28 12:53:09  
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I visit RT and the topic is masterbation, prolonged errections, and wasps covering a bed.

Yup it's RT.

were you expecting something else? Would Gundams, food that looks like animals and an abundance of xiv pictures be better?

Or would you prefer a bunch of cute baby animal pictures?
Food that looks like animals and cute baby animal pictures!!!
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By Jetackuu 2014-08-28 12:55:33  
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What I want to know: is how long did that room go without being cleaned for that to get like that.
 
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-28 13:42:41  
I want to buy Digimon World: Dusk, but every copy I find is either severely overpriced, missing the case, or both. I don't get it.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-08-28 13:48:16  
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
Wikipedia says muscle relaxants or a shunt to drain the blood. Good times.

Ooooh. Shunts.

So "with a scalpel" wasn't that far off.~
Leeches.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-28 13:49:58  
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
Wikipedia says muscle relaxants or a shunt to drain the blood. Good times.

Ooooh. Shunts.

So "with a scalpel" wasn't that far off.~
Leeches.
Gives new meaning to getting your *** sucked.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-08-28 13:55:26  
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
Wikipedia says muscle relaxants or a shunt to drain the blood. Good times.

Ooooh. Shunts.

So "with a scalpel" wasn't that far off.~
Leeches.
Gives new meaning to getting your *** sucked.
Won't lie, did lol when Kara showed me this post.
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