Things Video Games have taught me:
Super Mario: The girl you are after is always somewhere else.
Legend of Zelda: Actions are more important then words.
Metal Gear Solid: Boxes can hide you from anything.
Dark Souls: Git gud.
Mass Effect: No matter how much effort and hours you put into something it can always be ruined in the end.
Borderlands 2: Beauty is only skin deep.
Monster Hunter: When in danger dive like superman!
Yoshi's Island: Babies are loud and annoying.
Smash Brothers: Your friends are just waiting to beat your ***.
Pokemon: Evolution is real!
Mario Kart: *** rainbows....
X-Com: Guile Haircuts mean nothing to aliens.
South Park Stick of truth: Never fart on another mans balls.
Bioshock: BEEESSSSSSSS!
Skyrim: Everything is edible.
Dishonored: Rats are natures garbage disposal.
Fallout: War never changes.
And much more....