This is why I don't like playing FFXIV. I like killing virtual things for rewards too much.
You apparently have never been cussed at by someone who missed a FATE that you solo'd only for them to show up at 3%, not get credit and cuss you out...then you find their house, strip down and sit on their stuff.
Their stove, Aelius. I sat on their stove. I sat on their kitchen table, their oriental tea table, their bed...all bare-assed. Was there a point to it? No. Was it immature and petty? Of course, but it amused me so I did it. Would do it again.