From the
Traveling Tales:
This guy on the bus, first he was talking loudly on the phone, which is bad manners, but whatever, a lot of people do...then he hangs up and starts playing some brazilian music at volume high enough to bother everyone...and then he calls out to me
*sighs and turns around*
"Do you university students still do protests, manifestations, and so on?"
"Yeah"
"Why??? I bet cause you don't wanna study"
I rolled my eyes but was even going to bother giving a proper reply "Well, if you follow politics you see.."
He stopped me: "Oh yeah I like politics. I'm a right extremist, VIVA MUSSOLINI! I bet you're a democrat.."
At that point I just told him whatever and turned the other way trying to avoid laughing in his face.
You think it ended there? Unfortunately not...
He starts ranting about how he had a blast at a party he had the night before with transexual brazilian strippers and a lot of cocaine. He points at a guy in front of him and goes "I bet this guy knows what I'm talking about", the poor guy starts defending himself but he just goes on "that's why you guys are all so depressed. Instead of being depressed and taking meds you should just do some MDMA like me".
Then he goes back to me and starts touching my hair, at first he said he liked my hair, then he offered me money for sex until he finally stepped off the bus.
I'm still a bit bewildered that was a real person, I still think he was probably doing an act or something cause I don't wanna believe such idiocy can be genuine.