Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

-dragoon sits besides dark knight
-dark knight gets up and walks away from the dragoon and sits somewhere else.

I found a way to get a 3rd Mew in pokemon blue!

Warrior left behind at camp/in bar getting drunk while everyone is out adventuring...where else does this sound familiar...it's almost like it's a fantasy trope...

ha, and eww

Well they're capped!

She's not throwing gobs of naked Chapstick around. That's both gross and a waste of a precious commodity.

meanwhile, the main party....

DM: Your party has arrived to the sunny, sandy beaches between San'doria and Bastok. they call this place... Valkrum Dunes.
you see an abundance of crabs, giant flies and goblins, and big fishes floating out of water by the beach.

party: we go toward what appears to be an oasis

DM: there is a goblin walking close by.

party: we sneak and go around it

DM: give me rolls
-party rolls dice-
DM: the WHM, WAR, BLM, RDM, MNK successfully sneak and get pass the goblin. the THF does not. Roll initiative.

party: GDI THF, you had one job.

-party combats goblin, struggle to defeat it but managed to get it to low HP, THF dies mid battle-

DM: party, give me rolls.
party: huh what? surely it must be close to death. -gives rolls-
DM: (oh wow... bad rolls across the board...)
party: huh?
DM: Your battle is heard and seen by other Goblins, 2 Goblins join the battle
party: dafuq. how
DM: your rolls sucked.
party: .... ok we got this...
-party fights and somehow manages-
DM: Roll Constitution
party: ...... -rolls-

DM: The Goblin lights up a bomb and tosses it to the party. WHM, RDM, and BLM die. Mnk and war, somehow manages to survive and kill the final goblin, while heavily wounded.

(mnk): I tend to my wounds.
(war): I drink my final potion.
(whm): YOU MORON! YOU COULDA SAVED ME WITH THIS POTION AND I COULD HAVE REOVERED THE REST OF THE PARTY! AGK! SURROUNDED BY MORORNS I QUIT
-whm flips game table-

You must live in Vancouver, it's pretty much a clone of a Seattle, but with even nicer people. (Except for the random 2 guys that said "go home, *** Americans," those guys were wankers)

meanwhile, the DRG trying to become friendly with the DRK, and the DRK trying to stay away from the DRG.

-ends campaign-



hmm yup, could totally DM this.

The traditional WHM way,
Blaming everyone else and flipping a table.

*thumbs up*

I...I have done this too.

Serbia is the first place I've been to and noticed bagged milk. Like a bag of potato chips, but instead milk in liquid form. I found it quite odd and funny.

I would expect nothing less from our most Northest Americans :D

Seems like a great way to make a giant mess.

Canadian gamers do milkbagging instead of teabagging?

"In Canada, everything is bigger"

I was told this by a Canadian bus driver(from a team my school was playing) at my Jr High school when I mentioned how huge their bus was.

Am I the only one around here, who knows the reason for milk bags? (preservation issues) Or maybe, I'm that one guys without a sense of humour! Crap

Honestly I don't give a ***about bagged milk.. It's *** milk for *** sakes

It's in a bag because milk naturally come from a bag anyways, right?
So the reason is so milk wont feel the awkwardness of an unfamiliar environment. Canada is so progressive.

Don't worry, ppl forget we still drink milk out of a box.

I drink milk from a glass because I'm not a barbarian.

Well I like being a barbarian sometimes! Like eating chicken with my hands!

bagged milk is srs bsns dood.