Valefor.Prothescar said:
»Called police 2 hours ago, no one ever came.
Real life GMs, tax payer money at work.
"Greeting, <civilian>! I am Officer <officerID>..."
*** canned responses!
Sounds like you have been visited by the cops quite often.
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No it isn't, he's still posting
That's step 6.
See, it's like this:
Step 1: Cold-call the cops at random times saying there's incidences going on at Kojo's house (incidences meaning random gunfire or domestic disturbance).
Step 2: Randomly sneak on his property and randomly shoot in the air so his neighbors would call the cops too (make sure to do it in the middle of the night for extra pissed off neighbors)
Step 3: Randomly sneak on his property with a bull horn and air blaster and let it have it. Make sure to leave shell castings on property with his fingerprints on it.
Step 4: Randomly shoot at neighbors windows where previous shell castings were left.
Step 5: Make random threats to neighbors, using best impression of Kojo's voice. The trick is to get the wheeze down.
Step 6: Call the police and admit to killing a neighbor, using Kojo's voice.
Step 7: ???
Step 8:
Login to FFXIAH.com under Kojo's name on his computer and ban everyone I can before Rooks stops "Kojo." Profit