During a snowstorm, rest of the country freaks out over not being able to drive. Connecticut freaks out over running out of bread and milk during the snowstorm. You *** pussies need to man up. It's just a little snow and ice.
The bread and milk (and you really shouldn't forget toilet paper and eggs) is all of the Eastern U.S. and then some. Hardly just CT.
I'm not 100% sure but isn't the bread and milk guy a Pittsburgh guy, actually? I could be wrong on that one. I know I saw it posted many years ago on a Pittsburgh-centric group, that obviously doesn't mean it's from here.
I personally like the follow-up vid where he's just on his back patio eating plain white bread and drinking a glass of moo juice.