What about the condom hat?
When I was like 14 and I finally started unlocking White Mage AF for the first time, I excitedly started to tell my parents about it. Nobody cared, but at least my parents would listen lol
Anyway, I made the mistake of describing the Healer's Cap as such. It was even worse because my first real character was a Tarutaru. And, well, my parents started questioning my access to the game >_>;;;