I haven't given my Xbox a name yet, now I feel bad :(
give it time, you can call it dead.
Har har, very clever. However, that applies to virtually any piece of hardware with circuitry. Unfortunately a little more consistently in a lesser timeline with the older Xboxes :<
they make the slim in something other than black?
and which slim?
It's simply the S-model. Black is the only color unless you get a special edition like the Gears of War, MW3 or Star Wars one.
However, if possible I'd totally add a glossy coat of dark purple to mine so I can call it Shockwave :D