Okay you guys just reminded me of a horror that I think will top these stories, I might have told this before but anyway...
Was working as a postman over the winter, had just started was in my first week so was adjusting to a new morning routine of when to get up, when to eat etc etc. I would always end up needing to go once I was at the office, but there was one day when I felt ok so got on with deliveries and then when I'm furthest out on foot I suddenly need to poop, FAST. Began to get so painful and there were no public toilets around, I had to ask a nice old couple when I delivered the mail if I could use their bathroom, to which they said yes. So I do my business then go to flush the toilet, only to turn around in terror and see I had blocked it and the water had risen halfway up >_>; So I thought okay maybe if I flush again the weight of the water will push it through... flush again... BIG MISTAKE... the water rises again at which point I'm shitting myself (>.> see what I did thar) as the water level stops literally, literally millimetres from overflowing into the small bathroom and under the door out into their hallway... god I was terrified lol, and it was only dropping a millimetre or so every minute, lady was knocking on the door asking if I was okay, was thinking how do I solve this or do I just make a run for it >_>;; Anyway, decided to do what had to be done, took my top off and reached right down into the depths of the toilet and ... unblocked the giant poop @_@ the water was up to my shoulder... x_x the water went rushing through, and I could only find shampoo to wash my arm with ._.'
Cleaned up, said thankyou, and got the *** outta there.
FIN.