Why exactly does everyone have a hard on for bacon?
It's the only thing they have ever eaten that has any flavor (see rant in chik-fil-a thread) teh poor bastids. I was trapped like them once, in a bland american world where everything is flavored with either butter or sugar. A jello mold nightmare of boiled frozen vegetables and canned meat. Sage is the color of their station wagon.
/shudder
/whispers "the horror"