Shiva.Deadlydiva said:
Derfthegalka said:
Shiva.Cybermario said:
Derfthegalka said:
YO MAN I NEED A NEW STALKER! WUT BRODER I CAN CALL MAH FAVORITES ON SHIVERS SO I CAN GETS ONES? O___________________________________O
i can stalk you, wont be cheap but can be done, i will be sending my bill to your MH.
YOOO DOS I LOOK LIKES I DONE MADE OF GILLIES R Y'ALL MOFO 4' CEREALS OR SUMTHIN? O__________O
I wanna see you @_@ Where is your secret bat cave? I don't think you exsist, just like the easter bunny.
Just look to the sky, when it fills with fireworks and joy you will know that Derfyclause is once again amongst us. Rumor has it he lives on the north pole with his merry group of taru alchemists. They toil away making fireworks which derfyclaus gives out to all the good boys and girls of shiva, usually in jeuno, and they they flll the sky with them...and the walls... and the stairs leading up to the mog house...and night turns to day and it looks like everyone is exploding and on fire. \(^O^)/ Hurry for derfychristmas!!!
Usually it's around chrismas time but legend says if everyone puts 50k gil and several stacks of fireworks in his delivery box and makes the special derfyclause wish.. all your dreams of explosions come true!
Or you could just type "/sea all derfthegalka" sometimes he is the desert hustling noobs for exp...