Urial said:
iknowrite? you could be getting up at 5am for a job interview and she will wake you up and be like "so what did you mean you hope i dont end up like my mother" ..."well what i mean is your mom is a fat *** -.-"
Story time: Watched some anime once with my ex and a couple of her girl friends. One of the friends says "Wow, *insert random female anime character here* has a nice ***." Ignoring the alarm bells furiously clanging through my head, I say "yeah, nobody has an *** like an anime character" Everyone, including my ex, lols...
Cut to 2 days later, 4 AM: "You think I have an ugly ***, don't you! Why don't you just tell me what you really think of me!! I'm fat and ugly!!!"
Guess that illustrates well why she's my ex...
{Death}{Can I have it?}