The Best "Hit On A Chick" Quote You Have Heard.

I wana be a billionaire so *** bad.

I did that once. Then I did it with 5 more chicks. I think I started singing with my friend and someone else was playing the piano. I woke up the next morning in someone's house and punched a lamp in my sleep.

Screw having sex, they got drunk and all of us had a bunch of good laughs.

Are those astronaut pants? cause your *** is out of this world

Good stuff, been together a long time now

Your right leg is Thanksgiving, your left leg is Christmas, can I visit between the Holidays?

chey doesnt need pickup lines thank to him wearing a speed-o

Yeah, but usually when I go out I don't wear it to try and make it fair for everyone else. Or I'd have all the girls wanting this and the guys be jelly.

Ok ill bite this one, these ones did actually work btw and were during my time at college doing animation/photography.

/Sees hot girl in stairwell

Me: Excuse me, Can I ask you something?
Girl: Uhmm.. sure
Me: Can I take your picture?
Girl: Lol..ehh why?
Me: Cuz your very very pretty
Girl: OH! OK! /big grin.

Later that day I got home to a friend request from her on bebo (if anyone remembers that before facebook) She spent 2 hours looking for me on bebo after the picture convresation. At that point I was thinking 1) Shes interested, wow! or 2) Ooook.... shes a freak.

Second time:

Sitting in college cafeteria with some friends, had a video camera doing some film making and we see a hot girl at the far end of the cafeteria. So after much deliberation we go over and talk to her (camera still rolling) After much perverted things have been said it simpley went like this;

Me: So, you ever made out with an animator before?
Girl: Uhm.. Not that i know of
Me: Do you wanna?
Girl: sure!

Done.

lmfao.
dont forgot me
ill be jealous if the girls be all over you bb

Don't be jelly gurl, you know you're the only one for me.

awh, just stop it and be quiet in bed.

This post points out 2 incredibly important things to remember when trying to pick up a chick.
1) Approach (Don't just sit there and stare, go talk to her)
2) Say more then just "Hi" (follow up with something that is interesting or continue to your intro and reason for having the balls to "speak to such a beautiful woman")
After that it's all about keeping the convo going. If it stops there are two reason:
1) She doesn't like you
2) You failed to keep the convo going. (and now she doesn't like you)

Yes ma'am.

Are you 18? "No I'm 17." Well then I'm bout to commit a felony in your bootyhole.

Im surprised no one has read mine and pointed out the fact we had a camera rolling during the second event...

tiger
are you saying something
i think you are

nothing wrong with that

Win

"I just lost the game."

I expected nothing less from yee!

lol,

Hhah XD I was thinking more "film or it didnt happen" kind of thing. But thanks Sagi... I think >_o

Should at least post the pic from the first one as proof Tuv... just sayin' xD

Aw but it was a ***shot, blurry as *** :( I guess I was more nervous than I thought. I will however post another pic I took of her.... I took alot....

Ok ok Ruklin.. Heres the one i took of her that day i met her
And heres just another random one I took of her

Well done sir. I approve. You are a god amongst men xD
Small side note, if anyone is looking at this thread actually hoping for some decent advice... Take note lol

1st pic is ok.

2nd pic is dayummmmmm.

Heres a picture of the girl from the other time, not as good but meh lol