The Best "Hit On A Chick" Quote You Have Heard.

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The best "Hit on a chick" quote you have heard.
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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-06 09:20:14  
Fenrir.Jmbooz said:
/motion (one fingered come here)
If it works say the following
"I got u to come with one finger... just think what I can do with all 10"
I actually liked this! xD
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By Bismarck.Nevill 2011-06-06 09:21:12  
"Nice Sombrero!"
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2011-06-06 09:27:28  
Bismarck.Nevill said:
I get this one a lot... ;)
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By Bismarck.Nevill 2011-06-06 09:29:17  
Leviathan.Angelskiss said:
Bismarck.Nevill said:
I get this one a lot... ;)


Wonder why?! O.o
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2011-06-06 09:35:46  
Bismarck.Nevill said:
Leviathan.Angelskiss said:
Bismarck.Nevill said:
I get this one a lot... ;)


Wonder why?! O.o
They want to know where to buy one like mine of course!
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By Bismarck.Nevill 2011-06-06 09:39:36  
I'm sure that's the only reason.
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2011-06-06 09:39:52  
Bismarck.Nevill said:
I'm sure that's the only reason.
:( Indeed.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-06 09:42:36  
Hair vs sombrero :( I'm torn!
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By Bismarck.Nevill 2011-06-06 09:44:39  
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Hair vs sombrero :( I'm torn!
Me too, tiger.
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2011-06-06 09:46:04  
Did I start the apocalypse :P
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By Gilgamesh.Katori 2011-06-06 10:08:01  
when i was on leave i wanted to try this one out.


me- hello

her- i have a boyfriend

me- oh i have 2 gold fish

her- what!

me- oh i thought we were talking about things that werent important.

girls arnt that hard to pick up these days. i've use im going to the bathroom want to meet me in there in 2 mins. also used im going to my bed. want to come?. which both worked. not really sure how they worked but they did.
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2011-06-06 10:14:10  
Gilgamesh.Katori said:
when i was on leave i wanted to try this one out.


me- hello

her- i have a boyfriend

me- oh i have 2 gold fish

her- what!

me- oh i thought we were talking about things that werent important.

girls arnt that hard to pick up these days. i've use im going to the bathroom want to meet me in there in 2 mins. also used im going to my bed. want to come?. which both worked. not really sure how they worked but they did.

Whorish women should never count, and not all woman are easy to pick up o.O
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By Raizensun 2011-06-06 13:35:28  
Hi my name is "so and so" and I would like to know if you would be interested in a one life stand with me.


It worked for 5 years though we broke up I still look fondly on us. 5 happy years from 5 brave seconds I like them odds
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2011-06-06 13:38:29  
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard:

Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-06-06 13:40:13  
Ragnarok.Anye said:
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard:

Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3
Why'd you laugh then? D=
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-06-06 13:44:08  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ragnarok.Anye said:
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard:

Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3
Why'd you laugh then? D=
Because your PLD is to little to interest Anye. Go DRK in the corner Dame.
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2011-06-06 13:44:39  
XD I heard it from a very good (taken) guy friend as a joke :3
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-06-06 13:44:59  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ragnarok.Anye said:
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard:

Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3
Why'd you laugh then? D=
Because your PLD is to little to interest Anye. Go DRK in the corner Dame.
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By Ragnarok.Ashman 2011-06-06 13:45:09  
Ragnarok.Anye said:
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard: Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3

Kies always used to say that to me T.T That's my favorite episode of aqua-teen too :3
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2011-06-06 13:51:14  
Ragnarok.Ashman said:
Ragnarok.Anye said:
My favorite out of all the other ones I've heard: Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;3

Kies always used to say that to me T.T That's my favorite episode of aqua-teen too :3
I MISS KIES MAH BOI T_T We've been trying to get him to come back to his pimped WHM ; ;
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By Leviathan.Lunazetha 2011-06-06 16:57:57  
Ragnarok.Tuvae said:
Heres a picture of the girl from the other time, not as good but meh lol

w0w your are my hero Tuvae, can I have an autograph?!
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By zahrah 2011-06-06 17:03:27  
Well, in high school there were two guys in my art class (the kind of guys who like pretend that paintbrushes are lightsabers), and they always tried to hit on my Asian friend, Min. They assumed that because she was Asian that she automatically was into anime and what not. Obviously, stereotyping not a good jumping off point.

She was unfortunate enough to have to sit next to one of these guys, and one day one of them turned to her and asked, "So, do you like Elder Scrolls?"

Reaction from my art teacher, Morgan, me, and Min...



Admittedly, yes, it was a bitchy reaction.
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By Titan.Marzbarz 2011-06-06 17:25:13  
"Smile if you want to sleep with me." Purposely trying to sound like a mix between James Bond and Urkel. He got his smile. That's it though.
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By Lakshmi.Saeble 2011-06-06 19:08:22  


2:00 - 2:45.
More for entertainment value rather than being good lines.
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-06-06 19:17:02  
zahrah said:
(the kind of guys who like pretend that paintbrushes are lightsabers)

is that really a bad thing
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By Fairy.Spence 2011-06-06 19:17:44  
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
zahrah said:
(the kind of guys who like pretend that paintbrushes are lightsabers)

is that really a bad thing

I guess I'm a loser in her books.
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By zahrah 2011-06-06 19:18:02  
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
zahrah said:
(the kind of guys who like pretend that paintbrushes are lightsabers)

is that really a bad thing

Depends on who it is. Some people are lovable, but some are just generally creepy. These boys were NOT the lovable nerds.
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-06-06 19:20:00  
if playing lightsabers with paintbrushes and asking people how they feel about elder scrolls is wrong

then i don't want to be right
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By zahrah 2011-06-06 19:21:57  
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
if playing lightsabers with paintbrushes and asking people how they feel about elder scrolls is wrong

then i don't want to be right

Are you the type to continually harass an Asian girl about anime even though she had said repeatedly she does not like it too?
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-06-06 19:23:13  
zahrah said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
if playing lightsabers with paintbrushes and asking people how they feel about elder scrolls is wrong

then i don't want to be right

Are you the type to continually harass an Asian girl about anime even though she had said repeatedly she does not like it too?

after she gets the restraining order

i spokeo her addy

write my anime questions on post-it notes

and stick them on her front door