MS Paint Challenge Round 3: Week 15

Infomercial'd!
Your character has been selected to appear in a new commercial/infomercial to promote your favourite in-game item!
It can be any item such as gear, food, furnishing, etc. :3
How would your character sell it?


Official rules:

1. Only MS Paint is allowed for submitted entries.

2. Use IMG tags to post your submission, no URLs please.

3. If you want to play, submit your entry in a reply.

4. Try to post at least one work in progress (WIP) along with your entry in a link or spoiler.

5. No voting for yourself.

6. To vote for someone post a reply saying "I vote for (Name in Bold)"

7. No submitting old works from the original MS Paint Challenges! Should a subject that you did a work for in the last challenge arise, please use a fresh idea!

8. Entry submissions open Sunday, voting takes place the following Saturday. Please try to refrain from casting your vote before then. The winner gets to choose next week's theme.

9. Please limit the quoting of entries to make browsing the thread easier.


Previous Themes:
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3: