Does your pillow absolutely suck? Don't you wish you had a very comfortable and AWESOME pillow to sleep on every night? Don't you wish that your pillow could also be your BESTEST FRIEND FOREVAR? AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, HERE IT COMES.
PRESENTING THE:
ERIKTHEPILLOWPET!
The soft plush side of the pillow is GREAT for sleeping. Gaurantee'd 15 seconds or less to fall straight to sleep! Sleep deeply for any amount of time you wish. THATS RIGHT, THIS PILLOW IS THAT AWESOME! 1 hour of sleep? GOT IT. 2 hours 15 minutes and 27 seconds? ITS GONNA GET DONE!
Don't forget the tail folks! Its great for back support for people who sleep on their back!
All we ask for this ERIKTHEPILLOWPET pillow is 249,999 gil!
Enjoy your good nights sleep from now on with your very own ERIKTHEPILLOWPET pillow.
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On a side note, the Turtle pillow pets name is
Tardy Turtle. Lol'd so hard (but its where I got my idea).
Gonna have to give a shout out to Tardy Turtle on this one!