Day 1: I have attempted to communicate with this weird, yet intriguing being known as Ascii.
Day 2: I brought a chocolate bar to give it, to show him my good faith.
Day 43: I followed Ascii through his natural habitat of Selbina today, he doesn't seem to move, or communicate much.
Day 51: Today I saw the rare Ascii poop... it was smelly.
Day 61: Lost Ascii in a mess of people that fish day and night with no rest... I return to my camp disheartened, but not deterred.
Day 109: Ascii has raided my camp, he took my pornography and my sandwich... man I'm hungry.
Day 150: Ascii seems to have found another of his kind. He sits there all day long and stares at it.
Day 201: They mated... at least I think that's what it was... I had to go fetch my brown paper bag to puke into, what they were doing was unspeakable.
Day 288: BREAKTHROUGH! He has communicated back at me, I believe he finally trusts me!