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 Asura.Kese
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By Asura.Kese 2014-11-15 15:38:22  
You never see someone taking a ***while running at full speed. And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a ***.
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-15 15:48:47  
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Quote:
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

-George Carlin
That and potentially hemroids.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
-George Carlin
Are we really the ones that should be judging people enjoying autoerotic asphyxiation
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
-George Carlin
Ehhh I don't think maniac is really the PC term you are looking for. Also that is a pretty weak quote fiv. 2/10 BM
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-15 16:10:44  
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autoerotic asphyxiation
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-George Carlin
Do-over
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By Asura.Bitesized 2014-11-15 17:14:43  
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Additional requirement for all applicants...

Must not be prudes. You will be disgusted. You will blush. You will be turned on.


That is all.

I can vouch for this.
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By Asura.Hoshiku 2014-11-17 00:01:24  
Only one problem there Fiv... Loire is a girl!
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-17 00:04:45  
Loire is female, Tuba is mute, Myar is still a white haired mithra and none of us have souls.
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-17 00:07:58  
Fixed
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 10:13:06  
Few questions about your linkshell;

1. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

3. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4. If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 10:35:41  
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Few questions about your linkshell;

1. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

3. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4. If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
1. Typically parachutes in.
2. Should obvious, they all drown or are killed in public water balloon stoning.
3. This would need one more point of data of the previous day but taken at estimation 00 degrees.
4. Cause those *** sparkle in the sunlight. They are fab-u-lous.
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 10:41:49  
Thanks, i really think this helps us understand your linkshell. Do you think vampires would think 20 degrees C is too hot to keep the thermostat?
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 10:44:26  
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Thanks, i really think this helps us understand your linkshell. Do you think vampires would think 20 degrees C is too hot to keep the thermostat?
I think bear would be the best to respond but he keeps his at 32 degrees Celsius
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 10:46:38  
I see.

How come Bod body spray smells really bad and we all know it but the black girl in the commercial finds the guy unresistable? Is this a cultural thing?
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By Asura.Hoshiku 2014-11-19 10:50:35  
Nope, it's the illuminati.
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 10:54:52  
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I see.

How come Bod body spray smells really bad and we all know it but the black girl in the commercial finds the guy unresistable? Is this a cultural thing?
Unfortunately I cannot comment on tv broadcast from North America's pants. My best inference would be that it smells like money.
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 10:56:56  
Do you think theres anyone in the Illuminati whos also an extreme coupon-er?
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 11:03:00  
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I see.

How come Bod body spray smells really bad and we all know it but the black girl in the commercial finds the guy unresistable? Is this a cultural thing?
Unfortunately I cannot comment on tv broadcast from North America's pants. My best inference would be that it smells like money.
Whats your favorite Avril song?
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By Asura.Arivale 2014-11-19 11:14:28  
How can anything top 'Hello Kitty'?
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 11:16:18  
I think its different for actual Canadians, since as Ganth would say, shes like a national treasure, so i'm curious ff they could really just choose 1 song as the best or favorite.
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 11:52:38  
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I think its different for actual Canadians, since as Ganth would say, shes like a national treasure, so i'm curious ff they could really just choose 1 song as the best or favorite.
ah see here is the misconception, she was born in Belleville, which is a french town but grew up in Napanee, which is Canada. So she isn't canadian nor a national treasure along the lines of Rush. Since you may be mistaken about Canadians I have some educational videos here.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 11:53:50  
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
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By Asura.Slugman 2014-11-19 12:02:03  
Asura.Kese said: »
You never see someone taking a ***while running at full speed. And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a ***.

CKY proved the former false.
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By Asura.Natenn 2014-11-19 12:07:59  
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 12:10:58  
The first video clearly says there from the land mass above the states which is where the confusion comes in to play when were talking about french and canadian, i mean to the rest of the world its like close enough?

In regards to the videos, the first came across exceedingly annoying but i assume that was the point eh?

The second one helped me relate much better, were not so different except for us being human beings and canadians being a close second.
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 12:33:01  
Asura.Fiv said: »
The first video clearly says there from the land mass above the states which is where the confusion comes in to play when were talking about french and canadian, i mean to the rest of the world its like close enough?

In regards to the videos, the first came across exceedingly annoying but i assume that was the point eh?

The second one helped me relate much better, were not so different except for us being human beings and canadians being a close second.
Sadly by that rationale you would be putting Americans much lower than Canadians, not a popular opinion on these forums.
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By Asura.Hoshiku 2014-11-19 12:39:29  
Technically some of us are much lower than Canada which is why we aren't freezing right now!
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By Asura.Fiv 2014-11-19 13:03:35  
Lets not argue semantics over spilled tim hortons.
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By Asura.Loire 2014-11-19 13:06:48  
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Lets not argue semantics over spilled tim hortons.
Oh what I would give to have Wawa north of the border
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By Asura.Hoshiku 2014-11-19 13:07:04  
Don't be sad that you're stuck in Canada like weather without the superior social services Fiv. You should have rolled south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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