I'll translate.
TTOF RuleZ
Literacy
You must be able to communicate at least as good as me and the other preteen autismals.
Our bar is low. Like, really low. Can you read this? How many syllables are in "Stepth"? If you said any number below two, you're in.
Voice Communication
Skype usage is encouraged so I can comment on how your voice gives me a headache, and/or play the repeat game.
Your voice and topic choice will likely grate me no matter the circumstance; you're basically a big *** in my ear. A really big one.
Conflict Resolution
If conflict arises, the problem will be ridiculed for how petty it is (ur face smells).
Everything you think and express is inane and asinine (you are likely malodorous from either an Axe bath or no bath at all).
Rules & Requirements Formation
Don't suck and don't be a jerk (unless it is funny!).
Pay attention, and try not to act like Phaffi.
Attendance
It is best if you are not as capricious as I when doing events, but in general if you are helpful, you will get help!
You guys spell "monk" so funny.
Entry Fees
If you are cool (and you are aren't you?) you will bring or farm pop items for stuff you want to do.
You guys like Glavoid, right?
Consumeable Items
Members can bring appropriate foods and medicines to events. You wanna win that parse right?
Goddamn, that guy didn't even parse 5%. Who the *** invited him? Was it Artemas? He found that other goddamn white mage too, didn't he? The one with the Hecate's Earring.
Loot Distribution
***is freelot for the most part, unless we are holding beads on Sjugysama. Certain events we require a seacom.
Oh man, I'm so glad that marrows are free lot. This Apoc isn't going to upgrade itself.
Thanks, Ben!
This is for you!
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