Everyone be super careful over the next 26 hours. Beware the ides of March. No. There is no meme for it.
It's a Friday night. People will die.
One among you will shortly perish
Everyone do me a favor and check your smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors in your house right now. I bit** at my rl friends when it's spring forward / fall back time, but since I loves ya. I loves ya a lot. I'm gonna remind you to check your detectors. For the change you can find in your couch and on the floorboard of your vehicle, I bet you could go get a battery for 'em. I dunno about you, but I'd rather not die in my sleep vs the time it takes to go push a button on some thing on my wall so I don't die a fiery death.
Don't worry. I'll wait.
There. Did you do it? Push the button for like a moment just to check. Have a plan. Wear your seatbelts. Be careful in the shower to not slip.
Think about what you'd do if you woke up where you planned on sleeping tonight and there was a fire. You have all the time in the world to think about it now. If you have kids, just grab 'em for like 5 minutes and talk about it. It could save a life. I'm all WHMy atm. I think you should. I think someone will read this and it will help. If it doesn't, whatever. I put the thought in your head and now you did think about it. I dun want any of you to get hurt. (^_^)
Now try to think of a plan as to what you would do if each exit was barred by flame.
Fair warning. Greater people than you have died in more horrifying ways.
...and on that note: my most favorite song from Chrono Trigger and in my top 5 of all time. <3
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You're welcome.
