And while we are on the subject...
So yesterday I was considering the possibility that many of our fellow denizens of NI have left the kingdom due to copious amounts of abuse and neglect heaped onto them on a regular basis by us...
Some people can come here to these glorious lands and post anything they want with impunity and will never be criticized.. While others can barely type "hello" before we swarm on them like angry killer bees...
Why is that?
Well in my case I am evil and so I respond as an evil person would I suppose.... Looking deeper I think Scuba and Xueye and some others just rub me the wrong way with the shallowness of their posts... There is no meat to them... no epic tales, nor emotion.. just vapid greetings... I feel them pestering me with their daily annoyances and I just want to punch them through the computer screen.. It's not personal... I just want to kill them and everyone like them... no biggie.
But why does everyone else do it? Is my diabolical evil finally rubbing off on people?
I'm sure none of us intend to intimidate liela or yomi for instance, but I feel that we do... mea culpa. I enjoy their tales immensely though I don't always have time to respond in kind....
Perhaps it's our abrasive response to people like Kingnobody...
What does he want? Why did he come here? To boast? To brag? To annoy?
How long has he waited in the shadows watching us? How many others are out there? peeping at a safe distance afraid to show their true feelings for fear of ridicule and reprisal...
What am I doing here? for that matter... What fowl purpose do I serve being here? Am I a sage or a fool? Does it matter? All these words thrown out into the heavens never reaching their destination, never conveying all their meaning.., an imperfect vessel carrying a caustic poisonous acid trying to splash it on some without spilling it on others.... oh folly, why have you brought me here?
We come here to vent, I suppose, to empty our minds of its burdens, to commiserate...
/raises mug of beer
To all of you! That hold your place in this world. Whatever that may be. May Altana bless you and keep you for all of your days.
I love you all. Never stop being yourselves.
To all of you! That hold your place in this world. Whatever that may be. May Altana bless you and keep you for all of your days.
I love you all. Never stop being yourselves.
the monster high ones are so far from reality we don't see much harm in them. we could be wrong though, we're just winging it >.O
We do too.
I was fine with it. I saw the show and it irked me a little, but I don't want to shove my generational preferences on my goddaughter or friends' daughters.
I have two boys, Altana be praised, no offense to the non man gender...
I don't think I have the skill set to raise a girl properly... that doesn't know twenty nine ways to kill a dude... some deity I should probably worship realized that very early on...before I did.
I always wanted a daughter. Until I had nieces...
To my nieces, I am the mean old uncle that took their pacifiers away when they held on to them too long... the one their mom threatens to call when they start acting up... I can straighten them up with a stink eye at fifty paces.
the boy seems easier so far, but it's only been a year.
I'm sure you'd have done fine with a daughter, they're not nearly as timid when they grow up with you. there is a steep learning curve though, as my wife would say "jesus you can't do that, they'll be scared shitless" and I would inevitably get the dopey dog look on my face & have to go "Oooo really? weird...." & at one point in the heat of 100 degree weeks of construction I shaved my head bald for the extra 1/2 a degree and hour I'd get off my body, & my daughter (the younger) wouldn't talk to me for 2 days. interesting...
one was refusing to be potty trained and crapped in his shorts while I was watching him... So he got stripped to his skin and hosed off outside with the garden hose... just then, my sister comes back to see her kid naked and shivering in the back yard getting a county jail shower...
On the plus side I didn't have to watch him again for quite a while after that and he was instantly potty trained forever and never had another "accident".
Hey, weatherpeople have to put food on the table too.
So folks, what shall we name the next cold snap? A divine frost? Raging rime? Hypothermic hellion? Focus groups tend to like things that sound all science 'n ***.
the boy seems easier so far, but it's only been a year.
I'm sure you'd have done fine with a daughter, they're not nearly as timid when they grow up with you. there is a steep learning curve though, as my wife would say "jesus you can't do that, they'll be scared shitless" and I would inevitably get the dopey dog look on my face & have to go "Oooo really? weird...." & at one point in the heat of 100 degree weeks of construction I shaved my head bald for the extra 1/2 a degree and hour I'd get off my body, & my daughter (the younger) wouldn't talk to me for 2 days. interesting...
LOL! My dad had the half-assed Selleck-stache in the 1980's and early 1990's. My mom told me that he shaved it once and I was terrified of him.
I'm so scared of the old wives tales about having an easy baby. Apparently, if you just glide through infancy, they're going to be a nightmare toddler. I've already lived through my buddy's son's obsession with peeing on or in things like toy boxes, refrigerators, etc., and my nephew's obsession with stripping off anything below the waste and running around willy-nilly and taking apart everything (remotes included).
one was refusing to be potty trained and crapped in his shorts while I was watching him... So he got stripped to his skin and hosed off outside with the garden hose... just then, my sister comes back to see her kid naked and shivering in the back yard getting a county jail shower...
On the plus side I didn't have to watch him again for quite a while after that and he was instantly potty trained forever and never had another "accident".
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.