Certainly you have all heard the triumphant retelling of epic tales of conquest. Drunk with power but cursed with a unslakable thirst for glory, great kings lead great armies of men and sweep across the lands putting all to flame in the fire of war....
But this is not one of those tales. No. this is what happens to those that are left behind. For when great armies march they leave behind them a loyal rear guard to defend the kingdom from reprisal.
And so here we are, left to defend a kingdom from decimated enemies, foes unseen, armies un-mustered. Where and when will a new threat arise? Certainly not from the charred crater that was once the kingdom of subligaria, it's warriors burned alive in their traditional garb. The smell of burning jock straps and failure can be whiffed upon a foul breeze still...
We wait
and life drags on and on while news from the god king meshi's armies trickles back to us in whispered rumors carried on the winds, tales of the conquered hordes themselves do not as so few are left alive to recount these tales... We get only snippets... sometimes enormous columns of black smoke far off, in distances immeasurable to man, are all the news we recieve...
Every day the court assembles, plans are made, wine is drunk and songs are sung. There is bustle and energy in the air, even now as years have past since our king departed across the sea of sand into the endless dessert to the west...
How long have we been here? Waiting. and Mosin the Executioner sharpens his axes and the great armory fills with gleaming weapons of death and destruction and perhaps I see Magnus reclined in his chair, scratching himself in slumber as evil Nikolce and Flavin design and build horrible machines of war, monstrous machines for mutilating man, super storm machines for weaponizing nature itself... turning fields and lands to ash or freezing castles into ice coffins. Plague machines, and alchemist dreams, sit and slumber. Sinister, diabolical, yearning to be unleashed...
and on the other side of this raging yang of war machines and death lies the yin, Zahrah the Hoppy has put her bow and arrows away and instead fills the social calendar with grand dances and celebrations... planning galas, playing music, arranging for feasts, entertaining the dignitaries from far off lands. They wait here too, mostly against their will. Part celebrated guest, part unwitting captive, they mill about the castle... I can see Donnie of the north lands now, the ice merchant from the frigid wasteland, pestering the staff. And poor doomed skully, the last of his kind, all that remains of the once proud subligarian race, forced to wear clothing, compounding his shame...tortured from time to time for sport and amusement.
I was going to go somewhere with the hoppy as a lady in waiting, that got tired of waiting and eloped with... good old mr. whatshisname?
baby daddy never posts here so I didn't know how to write him into the story...does he wear a giant texas sized cowboy hat and ***kickers?
maybe a sports team jersey covering a stylish pot belly waist... big old piece of straw hanging out of his mouth... <insert more texas stereotypes here>
I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away....
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but sometimes it's like trying to put together a blank puzzle and then I quit.
I was going to go somewhere with the hoppy as a lady in waiting, that got tired of waiting and eloped with... good old mr. whatshisname?
baby daddy never posts here so I didn't know how to write him into the story...does he wear a giant texas sized cowboy hat and ***kickers?
maybe a sports team jersey covering a stylish pot belly waist... big old piece of straw hanging out of his mouth... <insert more texas stereotypes here>
I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away....
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.