|
|
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
 Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 11:09:06
You know they can gather an age range via pee sample right? Just like a guy wouldn't get a girl to take a piss test for em.
It's always worse when they watch you pee...
only if the results come back inconclusive or something and they do a mass spectrometry.
i did my research lol
[+]
 Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 11:11:38
This page brought to you by beating the system and Urine... always a great way to get back at someone who keeps stealing your drinks...
[+]
 Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-03 11:12:29
c.c i feel like a horrible person kinda.
you shouldn't.
that really shouldn't be a determining factor in anything. if you do shoddy work, the cause of said shoddy work doesn't really interest me. I'd be far more interested in how often you text on your phone than if you prefer a joint to a beer after work.
I've seen co-workers text whole days away.
[+]
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 11:15:19
c.c i feel like a horrible person kinda.
you shouldn't.
that really shouldn't be a determining factor in anything. if you do shoddy work, the cause of said shoddy work doesn't really interest me. I'd be far more interested in how often you text on your phone than if you prefer a joint to a beer after work.
I've seen co-workers text whole days away.
i hear some of the people at your work spend all day posting on a forum dedicated to a 10 year old game =x
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-04-03 11:16:17
YouTube Video Placeholder
I think that unless you were applying for a position in black ops you are wasting a valuable talent there jimmy.....
[+]
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-03 11:18:13
i hear some of the people at your work spend all day posting on a forum dedicated to a 10 year old game =x
not all day...
lol
[+]
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 11:18:58
YouTube Video Placeholder
I think that unless you were applying for a position in black ops you are wasting a valuable talent there jimmy.....
i wish =/ the hot blonde i was dating at the end of last year/start of this year always said she thought her mom was in the cia. she said she would disappear for weeks or months for "work" and couldn't tell her where or why.
i wanted her to recruit me so i could be 00Hevans Super Duper Secret Agent.
*Edit* her mom probably wasn't in the cia, she was probably just a bad mom c.c
[+]
サーバ: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-04-03 11:22:42
YouTube Video Placeholder
I think that unless you were applying for a position in black ops you are wasting a valuable talent there jimmy.....
i wish =/ the hot blonde i was dating at the end of last year/start of this year always said she thought her mom was in the cia. she said she would disappear for weeks or months for "work" and couldn't tell her where or why.
i wanted her to recruit me so i could be 00Hevans Super Duper Secret Agent.
*Edit* her mom probably wasn't in the cia, she was probably just a bad mom c.c What if I told you that the CIA is closer to you than you think.
[+]
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 11:25:08
i'd say they are ***at their job. they should of either arrested or recruited me by now.
*** slackers.
[+]
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 11:30:35
Yeah according to you they are in our tvs...
[+]
サーバ: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-04-03 11:35:47
Yeah according to you they are in our tvs... It spoke to me last night!
[+]
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-03 11:36:41
It's a robomo thing flav, you wouldn't understand.
 Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-04-03 11:39:40
Yeah according to you they are in our tvs... It spoke to me last night! 
Also, when I was looking for this, Google brought up "poltergeist remake"! WHAT?
[+]
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-04-03 11:49:58
really?
because, (and please take time to really consider your answer here),
I have a friend...
he is working in afghanistan atm but he comes home from time to time for weddings and funerals and holidays and stuff. Of course he always has exciting new stories of near death experiences to share with us...
But let me say here that not everyone is cut out for that kind of work. He definitely is.
If they had a vote in high school for "person most likely to" die with his balls on fire in afghanistan during a black bag mission, he would have won unanimously
not everyone is comfortable with the idea of real people actually, actively trying to kill you on a daily basis in some god forsaken speck on a map for reasons that are never made clear.
and if you're really interested I can put him onto you.
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 11:57:51
[+]
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-04-03 12:09:39
It is not for everyone...
Because maybe as you are trying to relax and read a newspaper and sip a beer after a long day of bribing drug lord with guns pointed in your face the whole time. you notice a slight change in the street noise and you look up and notice two or three people that you don't recognize and they are moving towards your place with a determined or angry look on their face.
and that's all the warning you get....
the people that are supposed to keep their ears to the ground either didn't noticed or failed to warn you in time so you bark a code into your radio and climb out the second story window and grab your bug out bag stashed in a small wooden crate on the roof with your weapon in it and you pause long enough to determine which of two or three escape routes you are going to take to try and get somewhere more friendly, knowing full well such a place might not even exist anymore....
サーバ: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-04-03 12:10:50
Yeah according to you they are in our tvs... It spoke to me last night!
Also, when I was looking for this, Google brought up "poltergeist remake"! WHAT? Score. Nothing like not being able to sleep again!
[+]
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 12:12:36
really?
because, (and please take time to really consider your answer here),
I have a friend...
he is working in afghanistan atm but he comes home from time to time for weddings and funerals and holidays and stuff. Of course he always has exciting new stories of near death experiences to share with us...
But let me say here that not everyone is cut out for that kind of work. He definitely is.
If they had a vote in high school for "person most likely to" die with his balls on fire in afghanistan during a black bag mission, he would have won unanimously
not everyone is comfortable with the idea of real people actually, actively trying to kill you on a daily basis in some god forsaken speck on a map for reasons that are never made clear.
phrasing
but yeah i'd do it.
Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-04-03 12:14:29
I haven't gotten a call back yet, and they said they'd get a hold of me about the position I applied to by today. I'm freaking out.
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 12:18:08
It is not for everyone...
Because maybe as you are trying to relax and read a newspaper and sip a beer after a long day of bribing drug lord with guns pointed in your face the whole time. you notice a slight change in the street noise and you look up and notice two or three people that you don't recognize and they are moving towards your place with a determined or angry look on their face.
and that's all the warning you get....
the people that are supposed to keep their ears to the ground either didn't noticed or failed to warn you in time so you bark a code into your radio and climb out the second story window and grab your bug out bag stashed in a small wooden crate on the roof with your weapon in it and you pause long enough to determine which of two or three escape routes you are going to take to try and get somewhere more friendly, knowing full well such a place might not even exist anymore.... I'm starting to get to you aren't I nik!?! The use of ellpsis is almost common in your speech now! Phase 3 of my evil plan is working!
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-04-03 12:18:28
I haven't gotten a call back yet, and they said they'd get a hold of me about the position I applied to by today. I'm freaking out.
/fingers crossed
[+]
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-04-03 12:18:53
phrasing
but yeah i'd do it.
lol that wasn't nearly long enough for thoughtful consideration.
it really is a red pill/blue pill no turning back sort of thing.
were you the guy voted most likely to be a cia bag man in high school?
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 12:20:42
I find my self walking around saying god bless you to a lot of people lately... mostly in the hopes of running into the one person that will tell me "I don't need your god!" (all dramatic like while they proceed to stomp away afterwards) and then I will be happy... mostly you're met with a thank you or a blank stare or you just get ignored... sometimes you get those entertaining militant types that will go off on you for wishing them well because it included god in it... So close but so far... I continue down this foolish path looking for the one... I know you don't care but i'll keep you updated anyways...
[+]
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-04-03 12:21:15
phrasing
but yeah i'd do it.
lol that wasn't nearly long enough for thoughtful consideration.
it really is a red pill/blue pill no turning back sort of thing.
we're you the guy voted most likely to be a cia bag man in high school? Throw him into the flames Nik! He asked for it!
[+]
サーバ: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-04-03 12:27:03
I haven't gotten a call back yet, and they said they'd get a hold of me about the position I applied to by today. I'm freaking out. What position?
[+]
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-03 12:27:12
A guy offered me a job killing people that came to try to steal diamonds from the mine in some african nation I forget the name of once. It was a ton of money, like life changing amounts of money, but I didn't even really think about it. that's waaaaaaay too much for my fragile little psyche.
[+]
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-04-03 12:30:02
Throw him into the flames Nik! He asked for it!
I'm not doing anything, even if he convinces me, but sending my friend his info. I met someone online who is interested in working in the field. period. that is it.
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-04-03 12:30:44
phrasing
but yeah i'd do it.
lol that wasn't nearly long enough for thoughtful consideration.
it really is a red pill/blue pill no turning back sort of thing.
were you the guy voted most likely to be a cia bag man in high school?
they were going to, but i had my name redacted from all the ballots and records. the yearbook photo has my name misspelled and a big question mark.
also, this post will self-destruct in 10 seconds...
but seriously... i'd do it.
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-04-03 12:34:26
I find my self walking around saying god bless you to a lot of people lately... mostly in the hopes of running into the one person that will tell me "I don't need your god!" (all dramatic like while they proceed to stomp away afterwards) and then I will be happy... mostly you're met with a thank you or a blank stare or you just get ignored... sometimes you get those entertaining militant types that will go off on you for wishing them well because it included god in it... So close but so far... I continue down this foolish path looking for the one... I know you don't care but i'll keep you updated anyways...
No one is that abrasive in day-to-day interactions. It's like politics, only braying jackasses are that "in your face" about either or among other people.
[+]
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
|
|
