Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Where in the Hell has Josiah been anyway?
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Canada forgot to pay its internet bill.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Where in the Hell has Josiah been anyway? crushing buses or fighting polar bears. I don't think he has any other options.
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Condoms? That's porking like pilgrims anyway.
  EDIT: Not for casual sex though. Long-term relationship or marriage. DOUBLE EDIT: Bad joke, Zah. Bad!
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Quote: It's harder to stop in the heat of the moment... Not really. Not when you've got two people scared to death of being parents. There are other ways to reach the finish line.
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » "Society" you should of been a teenager thirty years ago we could have slam danced together YouTube Video Placeholder
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Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed....
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Where in the Hell has Josiah been anyway?
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Ramyrez said: » Quote: It's harder to stop in the heat of the moment... Not really. Not when you've got two people scared to death of being parents. There are other ways to reach the finish line.
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooow.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed.... I resent that any time someone doesn't want children it's ultimately chalked up to "selfishness" and "being self-absorbed". As if so many people who already have kids aren't. They just were irresponsible and had kids anyhow. We're not in a situation where having children would be wise or benneficial to anyone, especially the child. There are additional medical factors on my wife's side that make further ill-advised. It's just really upsetting constantly playing the role of social pariah because you don't have kids.
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he found captain winkie
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Ramyrez said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed.... I resent that any time someone doesn't want children it's ultimately chalked up to "selfishness" and "being self-absorbed". As if so many people who already have kids aren't. They just were irresponsible and had kids anyhow. We're not in a situation where having children would be wise or benneficial to anyone, especially the child. There are additional medical factors on my wife's side that make further ill-advised. It's just really upsetting constantly playing the role of social pariah because you don't have kids.
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Ramyrez said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed.... I resent that any time someone doesn't want children it's ultimately chalked up to "selfishness" and "being self-absorbed". As if so many people who already have kids aren't. They just were irresponsible and had kids anyhow. We're not in a situation where having children would be wise or benneficial to anyone, especially the child. There are additional medical factors on my wife's side that make further ill-advised. It's just really upsetting constantly playing the role of social pariah because you don't have kids. YouTube Video Placeholder
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The pull out method should be called the pull up method because it reminds me of people desperately pulling up on the throttle of an airplane before it nosedives into the ground.
"PULL UP, PULL UP!" *WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP* "PULL UP, PULL UP!" *WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP* *explosion* 90% of dudes, this is how it ends.
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My favorite "I'm pregnant? how?!?!" story is fictional and comes from scrubs...
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Ramyrez said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed.... I resent that any time someone doesn't want children it's ultimately chalked up to "selfishness" and "being self-absorbed". As if so many people who already have kids aren't. They just were irresponsible and had kids anyhow. We're not in a situation where having children would be wise or benneficial to anyone, especially the child. There are additional medical factors on my wife's side that make further ill-advised. It's just really upsetting constantly playing the role of social pariah because you don't have kids. Yep.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ramyrez said: » two people scared to death of being parents. pffffft you're probably just too self absorbed.... I resent that any time someone doesn't want children it's ultimately chalked up to "selfishness" and "being self-absorbed". As if so many people who already have kids aren't. They just were irresponsible and had kids anyhow. We're not in a situation where having children would be wise or benneficial to anyone, especially the child. There are additional medical factors on my wife's side that make further ill-advised. It's just really upsetting constantly playing the role of social pariah because you don't have kids. YouTube Video Placeholder Can't watch video at work! =(
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Ramyrez said: » Can't watch video at work! =( It's the "lighten up francis" from the movie "stripes" touchy mcfeelsalot
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Ha ha, you guys are working like chumps while I'm in my underwear playing Destiny and eating Cheetos.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » My favorite "I'm pregnant? how?!?!" story is fictional and comes from scrubs... You just blew your load all up inside her and thought there'd be no blowback? Muhahahaha, your life ends here mortal. YouTube Video Placeholder
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Oh jesus... while I was looking for a specific video to post I came across a wtf article... It became a little less wtf as I continued to read but yeah...
Guy found out after 8 years of marriage and three kids that his wife is his half-sister... long story short... both had lesbian parents and those parents chose the same sperm donor from different banks in different states but these two happened to find eachother and fall in love regardless... Oh man...
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Technically he never got in... he blew too early and part of the air strike made it to the target...
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Oh jesus... while I was looking for a specific video to post I came across a wtf article... It became a little less wtf as I continued to read but yeah... Guy found out after 8 years of marriage and three kids that his wife is his half-sister... long story short... both had lesbian parents and those parents chose the same sperm donor from different banks in different states but these two happened to find eachother and fall in love regardless... Oh man... "Wincest"?
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You know what, at that point you just throw up your hands, shout heavenwards and bang your sister anyway.
Worse things could happen. Like Ebola.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Now who's taking things too seriously? But really. It's just a frequent irritant in day-to-day life when you were with a bunch of 30-to-63-year-old parents/grandparents. You unfortunate saps are just in such a position to get what goes on in my head every time I smile through the fingernails-on-chalkboard feelings when people condescendingly pronounce in a dripping-with-I'm-old-and-wise "Oh, you'll change your mind. I can't imagine life without my kids."
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