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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 14:13:32
>.> I bet he exercises on vacation.... he's one of those *** that are up at *** five in the morning jogging in place in their little exercise outfits getting ready to run fifteen miles...
/dopey voice
c'mon dear we're burning daylight here.../measures heart rate
Edit: I'm going to run you over on my way back from getting doughnuts later
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 14:18:32
some homeless guy on a bicycle just ripped my niece's windshield wiper off her car after she ran him off the road...
I wonder if it was Tigerwoods....
By Bloodrose 2015-02-26 14:23:16
Mosin must have been traumatized by a horde of Canadian hosers.
As a man who enjoys his bourbon, I never touch or recommend anything on the bottom shelf, and it would be better served as bonfire fuel.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 14:31:50
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 14:33:30
Bismarck.Leneth
By Bismarck.Leneth 2015-02-26 14:39:54
The villain is mostly the one to drop that line in the beginning, Mr. Donovan.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 14:48:53
Steak shrimp burrito.
\o/
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 15:09:40
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I'm just going to leave these here for everyone.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 15:25:04
baha, the man disabled your second video.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 15:35:46
baha, the man disabled your second video. *** hell that was fast. Glad I watched it last night.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 15:41:23
i wanted to watch that :<
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 15:44:02
nsfw, lots of pew pew pew and a couple secs of bewbs
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:03:14
I was thinking of you again misao as I put another box filled with packaging peanuts into the recycle....
I need you to come up with a crude design for a glitter dispersal weapon that will open after they leave my home or office but while it is in the recycle facility.
as an example my packing peanut box isn't sealed with tape it just has the flaps overlapping so someone will either try to crush it flat or pull the flaps open and either way it will disperse the peanuts all over the place....
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 09:05:07
I posted this yesterday, I forgot how *** much I carried a torch for 90s Gillian Anderson.
Damn, son.
Also, it's Friday. Fresh chicken wings, fries, and bourbon. Eight hours from now!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-02-27 09:29:45
Keep it up Nik! You got TX on the ropes!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:40:07
Keep it up Nik! You got TX on the ropes!
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND TEXAS MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
north texas is doomed! and so is oklahoma!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-27 09:44:31
Keep aiming it south, Nik.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:57:29
Aye Aye Cap'n!
/benny hill salute
/goes looking for some decent video of those hand crank aimed turrets they used to have on boats in WWII and gets lost in war footage....
fuggit
<PARKER quickly hand cranks the turrets to point south west>
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:08:42
GLITTER DOES NOT WORK IF IT CONTAINED, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECYCLE BIN!
Does the target own a small/big pet?
pref a dog?
you are in luck.
we are developing a new package with a special delivery service.
-Package will be delivered during Working hours, this is alterable for the working scheduled of said person.
-package will be delivered at person's home. not a big package, nor small one, just enough to be delivered trough the mail slot.
-package will be laced with HQ pet flavored treat. pet will then sniff the package and eat trough it.
-Pet will unleash packaged glitter all over the place as it tears it up.
-pet will poop glitter all over the place due to special glitter formula being developed.
Now, we are aware that some houses will not have a mail slot.
NO WORRIES
We can also deliver said message by flinging it trough a window!
Person does not own a pet?
NO WORRIES, YOU CAN RENT ONE TOO AND WE WILL ALSO FLING IT TROUGH THE WINDOW!
By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:12:38
GLITTER DOES NOT WORK IF IT CONTAINED, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECYCLE BIN!
Does the target own a small/big pet?
pref a dog?
you are in luck.
we are developing a new package with a special delivery service.
-Package will be delivered during Working hours, this is alterable for the working scheduled of said person.
-package will be delivered at person's home. not a big package, nor small one, just enough to be delivered trough the mail slot.
-package will be laced with HQ pet flavored treat. pet will then sniff the package and eat trough it.
-Pet will unleash packaged glitter all over the place as it tears it up.
-pet will poop glitter all over the place due to special glitter formula being developed.
Now, we are aware that some houses will not have a mail slot.
NO WORRIES
We can also deliver said message by flinging it trough a window!
Person does not own a pet?
NO WORRIES, YOU CAN RENT ONE TOO AND WE WILL ALSO FLING IT TROUGH THE WINDOW!
Look, I hate people as much as anyone.
But leave the poor animals out of this. You think you've got it in for that ***? The animal has to live with that ***.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:14:56
SPECIAL GLITTER FORMULA IS BEING TESTED FOR ANIMAL SAFETY!
<still no success tho>[/font]
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-27 10:23:11
Nik, can't you alter the weather machine to spew out glitter?
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:24:23
SPECIAL GLITTER FORMULA IS BEING TESTED FOR ANIMAL SAFETY!
<still no success tho>[/font]
I read fine print!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:30:37
sad panda?
SOMEONE COLLECT THE TEARS! QUICK!
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:32:26
sad panda?
SOMEONE COLLECT THE TEARS! QUICK!
*keys the mic*
"They're not getting it. Squirrel Wipeout All Threat team, move out. If you see the shot, take it."
*keys off mic*
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 10:35:49
I like where your head is at.... /nods
however, a large part of my success (not being caught) is all of my victims are completely random.
In my own defense...It's not civilian terrorism per se it's more... annoying and ruining other people's day...
they are more like pranks that are just taken way too far...
The Extinguisher, as an example, (who drives around hosing random people down with a refillable fire extinguisher) is kind of like the clown's water shooting flower gag...(smell my flower /squirt) but multiplied by two and half gallons and a hundred pounds of pressure... rather than a little spritz of water on your face... the victim is completely soaked to the bone... preferably on a freezing cold day...
It crosses over the threshold of funny /tree falling hand motion
right into sadistic and evil...
SOMETHING LIKE a tee shirt cannon.... modified to fire glitter.. BUT we can't blind anybody or they will hunt us down like dogs...NO ... so it has to kinda shower down onto them from above /rain fingers
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 10:38:42
Look, I hate people as much as anyone.
But leave the poor animals out of this. You think you've got it in for that ***? The animal has to live with that ***.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-27 10:42:45
morning all.
I'm ready to be done for the week.
also, yeah francis.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:47:43
you forget, we have an anti-squirrel unit~
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:52:59
you forget, we have an anti-squirrel unit~
Squirrels are just my minions.
Canines are my brothers.
Dramatic recreation of Rammie and his canine companion years ago.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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