So, as you may remember my entire family pretty much severed ties with crazy cousin last year, last winter he bought a newer truck we wouldn't recognize so that he could hunt near us but we wouldn't notice it.
Crazy is severely paranoid and thinks that if he's getting a good deal on something, he:s getting ***. So he probably paid more than the truck was worth.
Fast forward to January, crazy makes temporary peace with alcoholic cousin long enough for alcoholic cousin to check out a strange noise in this new truck. Turns out the entire front end was worn out. "I'm not helping him fix it, he still owes me $250."
The fact that he undoubtedly overpaid for a truck with a worn out front end made me giggle because I think it's karma.
...it gets better.
Crazy paid out the *** to get the truck fixed and that was that. Last month, Crazy and Mrs. Crazy (the law firm receptionist who thinks she's an attorney) go to Houston for a wedding.
The truck gets stolen.
...it gets even better.
The truck is found full of stolen cash registers, thief is arrested, truck is impounded as evidence. It has a busted steering column and is still in Houston.
...you guessed it, it gets *** better.
Crazy gets the truck home and it's running like ***so he takes it to a dealership.
So to recap, Crazy overpaid for a worn out truck, paid to have it fixed, got it stolen, paid to get it out of impound, paid to get it home via shipping, has to pay for a new steering column, a new ignition lock, a new ignition switch, new keys to be cut and programmed, and then whatever the dealership mechanics start claiming is wrong with it.
This makes me giggle and I'm not even ashamed to admit it.
They bought the truck off their inheritance money, right? When you say "severed ties", you mean that he quit the family business, also? Fuzzy on this right now.
They bought the truck off their inheritance money, right? When you say "severed ties", you mean that he quit the family business, also? Fuzzy on this right now.
We fired him because he had no idea wtf he was doing, wanted to take over, was doing either coke or meth, and argued constantly. Only alcoholic cousin hears from him anymore.
Something I forgot to add; he cancelled full coverage in favor of liability 3 days before the truck was stolen.
They bought the truck off their inheritance money, right? When you say "severed ties", you mean that he quit the family business, also? Fuzzy on this right now.
We fired him because he had no idea wtf he was doing, wanted to take over, was doing either coke or meth, and argued constantly.
Something I forgot to add; he cancelled full coverage in favor of liability 3 days before the truck was stolen.
WOW! Now, was he fired before or after they bought the truck, because that would add another level of hilarity!
Yeah, you certainly earned some chuckles having to deal with that guy.
They bought the truck off their inheritance money, right? When you say "severed ties", you mean that he quit the family business, also? Fuzzy on this right now.
We fired him because he had no idea wtf he was doing, wanted to take over, was doing either coke or meth, and argued constantly.
Something I forgot to add; he cancelled full coverage in favor of liability 3 days before the truck was stolen.
WOW! Now, was he fired before or after they bought the truck, because that would add another level of hilarity!
Yeah, you certainly earned some chuckles having to deal with that guy.
He was fired Dec 2014. Other contributing factors to his being fired was that he was wreckless and unsafe on top of being crazy.
His wife was apparently abusing some database at work to look up information on members of our family then telling him what she found. She's not supposed to have access to such info and if she did, she'd be breaching some confidentiality something or other by telling her husband. I wanted to have her fired but we left it alone.
Crazy was a machinist but he's worked and either been fired from or quit every machine shop in this and surrounding counties, usually over arguments so he ended up working with us, he's been unemployed since we got rid of him.
Ahhh...This was the lady who was dishing out info for contracted work with the whisper of nepotism. Fuuuck...I might be getting this confused with some sub crap we dealt with a while ago. I remember you or someone here mentioning similar circumstances that would get a company blackballed here.
Ahhh...This was the lady who was dishing out info for contracted work with the whisper of nepotism. Fuuuck...I might be getting this confused with some sub crap we dealt with a while ago. I remember you or someone here mentioning similar circumstances that would get a company blackballed here.
Good riddance.
If reported, and the attorney did nothing, he could be expelled from the bar, I think.
Cocaine, booze and weed staying up all night working, talking, dancing, sweating then going to sleep around 10am. Waking up at 5pm and repeat...then I got married :(
Probably shaved some years off the ole life but hey it was a fun summer :)
i was just never that big on coke. i mean sometimes a little bump for good luck, but for the most part just give me a roll or damn adderall. at least i know what's in the adderall.
The fact you guys don't share with your king is despicable.
We're sorry. There was a time and place for it. I doubt any of us have any access to illicit substances anymore, because we're old and lame now. (The people I know who still do have access aren't really the people I consort with anymore.)
Weird question. Does anyone remember the first time they smoked weed?
The girl who I did it with her boyfriend was the first guy to drop out of our high school in eons. She had the entire to-do planned, and it was laughably stereotypical of stoners:
DMB
"Look at this Magic Eye poster!"
Watched Disney's 'Alice in Wonderland'
No effect on me, so I didn't partake for another couple of years.
Weird question. Does anyone remember the first time they smoked weed?
I remember the first time we tried, it was far too silly and embarrassing to recant here in mixed company, at the moment. catch me when I've been drinking next time and I'll spill the beans.
"Are you serious? You've never tried <insert drug here>?! You should try it at least once in your life."
My mom gives good advice. She seemed almost disappointed in me when she found out I had never smoked pot.
that's pretty solid advice. I would add though, if you decide to, to hang out with people you know and trust. I could imagine some things for a first timer could be horrifying with strangers out on the town or at a bar or something. yeesh. Dumb people shouldn't partake in some things either though. something about MDMA rips right into simple minds and can lead to some super strange ***.
Oh, and never trust a guy who says 'just give me your cash, I'll brb."
Weird question. Does anyone remember the first time they smoked weed?
I remember the first time we tried, it was far too silly and embarrassing to recant here in mixed company, at the moment. catch me when I've been drinking next time and I'll spill the beans.
"Are you serious? You've never tried <insert drug here>?! You should try it at least once in your life."
My mom gives good advice. She seemed almost disappointed in me when she found out I had never smoked pot.
that's pretty solid advice. I would add though, if you decide to, to hang out with people you know and trust. I could imagine some things for a first timer could be horrifying with strangers out on the town or at a bar or something. yeesh. Dumb people shouldn't partake in some things either though. something about MDMA rips right into simple minds and can lead to some super strange ***.
Oh, and never trust a guy who says 'just give me your cash, I'll brb."
This is what makes it boom or bust. Good crew, good times. Much like everything else in life.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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