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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-10-19 15:32:43
rooks, search function is broken
i want my money back
When was it fixed?
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-19 16:50:06
Is there an elective surgery one could do to lower their IQ? this is becoming truly unbearable...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-10-19 17:00:05
Is there an elective surgery one could do to lower their IQ? this is becoming truly unbearable...
Not a surgical procedure, but a backread of P&R offers the same results.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-19 17:07:28
I'm looking for something more..... permanent.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-10-19 17:12:27
I'm looking for something more..... permanent.
Back Alley Eddie failed out of both med and vet school, but I'm sure he could give a frontal lobotomy a shot. Just let Parker know you have an eight ball handy.
Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-19 18:04:24
I'm looking for something more..... permanent. why?
do you wanna run for president?
:V
zing
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 18:44:48
I'm looking for something more..... permanent.
Ok going back in time what is the oldest relative whose first name you know without looking it up and how old would they be if they were alive. Example: Grandpa Fred 110
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Game: FFXIV
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-10-19 18:58:43
Is there an elective surgery one could do to lower their IQ? this is becoming truly unbearable... Staying hammered 24/7 apparently helps.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-19 19:28:00
Ray 120
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-19 19:28:50
I've been drinking again though, I may fail.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-19 19:58:15
It was 110, maybe the booze is working after all. Gonna have to step it up.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 20:10:02
It was 110, maybe the booze is working after all. Gonna have to step it up.
Can you remember anything important that Ray told you?
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 08:34:08
I'm looking for something more..... permanent.
Ok going back in time what is the oldest relative whose first name you know without looking it up and how old would they be if they were alive. Example: Grandpa Fred 110
Hesitant to answer this one...
...Uncle Adolf. 101.
Technically I could say my great grandfather Julius, but I don't know how old he'd be today.
Edit: Pursuant to Nik's follow-up I see he may have meant oldest you've met.
That would be Grandma Lil. She'd be 91.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-10-20 08:36:16
It was 110, maybe the booze is working after all. Gonna have to step it up.
Can you remember anything important that Ray told you?
Lots of stuff, yeah. The earliest probably being 'quit dodging lawn darts, or I'll kick your ***'
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 09:09:35
It was 110, maybe the booze is working after all. Gonna have to step it up.
Can you remember anything important that Ray told you?
Lots of stuff, yeah. The earliest probably being 'quit dodging lawn darts, or I'll kick your ***' Sounds like some real fun at parties.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-20 09:14:03
I'm looking for something more..... permanent.
Ok going back in time what is the oldest relative whose first name you know without looking it up and how old would they be if they were alive. Example: Grandpa Fred 110
Hesitant to answer this one...
...Uncle Adolf. 101.
Technically I could say my great grandfather Julius, but I don't know how old he'd be today.
Edit: Pursuant to Nik's follow-up I see he may have meant oldest you've met.
That would be Grandma Lil. She'd be 91.
Uncle Adolf aged 101 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 09:29:33
Edit: Pursuant to Nik's follow-up I see he may have meant oldest you've met.
anyone you can remember an important life's lesson from.
Mine is Grandpa Bob 120 or so and "Don't take any wooden nickles"
Which he mentioned on one occasion when he got deep in his scotch
The point being that we (the royal we as in all of us gathered here today) are already pretty *** stupid.
In my case, the collected wisdom of 50,000 years of my human ancestors evolving over the centuries, the grand sum of all the wisdom gathered and gleaned from this world.... is some old drunk muttering about a An American adage, ("Don't take any wooden nickels" is considered a lighthearted reminder to be cautious in one's dealings. )
which of course he never explained. Thanks a bundle grandpa... >.>
Our influence in this world will span about a hundred years or so.
If we're lucky... and then nobody will remember us or anything we ever said or did or thought or believed was important....
Everything grandpa bob's dad may have told him about life and the great mysteries therein were lost... in a bottle of scotch on a couch in akron... I have no idea how he got there or why and kinda don't even care....
And so whatever we tell our kids and grandkids will one day also be forgotten and while our decisions SEEM to impact greatly those around us unless you do something truly horrific, nobody will ever remember us.
Tldr: Nothing we say or do really matters which is probably good because we're idiots
I think what grandpa bob was trying to tell me was that, even then nearing the end of his long brutal life... he didn't have a clue wtf the point of any of it was....so why bother trying to pass on any "wisdom" when I was just as dumb as he was I would probably never understand it anyways....
Nobody ever did offer me any wooden nickles...But I did learn to appreciate good scotch... so in the end it's warmth will cradle me in death like a blanket like all my ancestors before me....
presumably.... who knows... maybe they were all abstainers...
I can't remember their names let alone anything else.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-20 09:36:28
Is there an elective surgery one could do to lower their IQ? this is becoming truly unbearable...
Not a surgical procedure, but a backread of P&R offers the same results. Is that why you chose to go into the user action and make p&r threads visible again for yourself?
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 09:46:14
Uncle Adolf aged 101 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Like I said. Hesitated to answer.
FWIW, he was born in Buffalo fought -- for the United States -- in World War II.
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 09:59:39
Tldr: Nothing we say or do really matters which is probably good because we're idiots
Pretty much.
anyone you can remember an important life's lesson from.
Well, Grandma Lil taught me a lot, but one of the biggest things wasn't spoken as much as something learned over time by observing her. She was a genuinely wonderful person with some glaring flaws viewed through the lens of modern times and that's just how some people are.
The kind of person who could admire the hell out of a black person -- she was a huge Colin Powell fan, for instance -- but still drop a casual N-bomb without a thought in the world. She also was absolutely loathe to believe women could be equal to men in a lot of ways. She would not believe my aunt, mother, or cousin ever knew better than her, but if my uncle, my stepfather, or myself told her the same thing, she'd defer and then just assume our female counterparts must have gotten their information from us...
But all at the same time, she didn't have a single malignant bone in her body* thought in her head. Things just were the way they were and she wasn't about to change what she had always done or worked for her for you or anyone else.
*Crossed-out portion done so because despite being a common idiom, it's literally inaccurate, she had a bone-related cancer at one point in the distant past that she managed to beat. :x
Grandma Buzzy's (turned 88 in May) best advice, inversely, has ever been, "This too shall pass."
Because ***happens. It passes or you expire. One or the other. That's just how it is.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-20 10:01:44
My grandpa:
"The only time man wins a fight with a woman is in a bed"
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:08:07
Grandpa Ralph died before I was born, Grandpa Kenny died when I was six and I can't remember a single thing he ever said.
I remember him being really nice to me and doing awesome things with me.
I still have a wooden bomber plane we built together out in the garage out of wood scraps.
But I can't remember any specific words.
Lakshmi.Zerowone
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-20 10:12:00
Well to be accurate grandpas exact words
Men don't win fights with women unless it's wrastlin in the bed.
Another one was but its not t advice:
You been drinking muddy water? You make a better door than a window
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 10:17:14
You make a better door than a window
another true gem of wisdom from the great beyond.... >.>
50,000 years of blood, sweat, death and tears and all we have to show for it is stupid ***like "don't eat the yellow snow..."
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:23:55
I'm not sure there has ever been a greater satirist than Frank Zappa, in part because not only did he create scathing satire of society that people didn't quite get, it was doubly poignant because he was at times also a satire of himself. Even better than Andy Kaufman, imo.
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:25:23
You make a better door than a window
My mom loved using this one.
"Children are to be seen and not heard."
Hereditary wisdom from my stepdad's family.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 10:35:39
I keep seeing all these Ancestry commercials and these dopey people that have no idea who their family is or even what nationality they are or in some cases their race...
one example
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we're a nation of foot slapping idiots dancing around in lederhosen because it's octoberfest and there is beer...
then in mid march we all put on green and pretend we're irish..
so...we'll pretty much pretend to be anyone you want... if there's beer
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:38:58
We're not pretending anything.
We're a ridiculously young country in the grand scheme of things that's sole claim to fame is that we have no history. We're a melting pot of everyone else's rejects.
So we appropriate what culture we can if it makes us feel a part of something older or greater than us.
And then we drink beer to emphasize those good feelings before we remember that we're just appropriating our genetic ancestors' histories because we've got nothing of the sort here. It's technically ours, but we know we're forcing it...hence the beer.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 10:39:39
so...we'll pretty much pretend to be anyone you want... if there's beer Beer, the great equalizer, or something along those lines.
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 10:45:48
We're not pretending anything.
we're a bunch of drunken idiots that were kicked out of every decent country on the planet...so much so that we can't even collectively even remember from which one any more.
hence the birth of an entire new industry...
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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