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 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 10:50:30  
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We're not pretending anything.


I am.

I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
I am pretending I backread.
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:56:42  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Ramyrez said: »
We're not pretending anything.


I am.

I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard

Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 10:57:07  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Ramyrez said: »
We're not pretending anything.


I am.

I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
I am pretending I backread.
Cat for President!
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:59:07  
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we're a bunch of drunken idiots that were kicked out of every decent country on the planet...so much so that we can't even collectively even remember from which one any more.

Well to keep the theme.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:13:52  


THE TIME IS MEOW
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:21:03  
Ramyrez said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Ramyrez said: »
We're not pretending anything.


I am.

I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard

Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Remo, stop lying to the masses.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-20 11:24:38  
That's a huge ladle... I'd believe weird al has some kinda magic in his hair though...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:26:07  
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Ramyrez said: »
We're not pretending anything.


I am.

I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard

Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Remo, stop lying to the masses.
If the King won't do it someone has to!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:27:42  
you want lies?

I will give you lies.


THERE IS NO PARKER CLONING MACHINE.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:28:28  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
you want lies?

I will give you lies.


THERE IS NO PARKER CLONING MACHINE.
So we just have one super human PARKER doing everything and faking his deaths?

You go, PARKER!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-20 11:28:50  
Do as I say not as I do!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:31:28  
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.

Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:34:17  
Asura.Dameshi said: »
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.

Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die!
I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:35:45  
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.

Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die!
I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die?
Hyper and joyous? You are clearly delusional. You feel very tired, sluggish and weak. Crippling despair haunts your every thought.
*slowly motions for guards to take Spath away*
But don't worry, the N.O.O.S.E. can make you right as rain!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:39:28  
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.

Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die!
I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die?
Hyper and joyous? You are clearly delusional. You feel very tired, sluggish and weak. Crippling despair haunts your every thought.
*slowly motions for guards to take Spath away*
But don't worry, the N.O.O.S.E. can make you right as rain!
I knew I should have been more careful! Who knew I was so terribly out of sorts.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:40:51  
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH

-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:41:44  
One must be more careful with such an important aspect of their life!
To mark this important event in our history, we shall become even more happy and healthy. DOUBLE PILL RATIONS FOR ALL!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:43:41  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH

-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday.
Wait wait wait, what is this? President? There are no presidents in a monarchy!

I just... you're... but... are you... is this... REVOLUTION?!

As current ruling King, I hereby announce that I too shall run for president. I stand for...

Wait did you say cheese in every household?!

I renounce my candidacy and instead back our new cat overlord.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 11:44:57  
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-a parker in every household

/shudder
/sneaks a swig from the flask

I still haven't gotten over creating the first one...

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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:46:05  
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH

-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday.
Wait wait wait, what is this? President? There are no presidents in a monarchy!

I just... you're... but... are you... is this... REVOLUTION?!

As current ruling King, I hereby announce that I too shall run for president. I stand for...

Wait did you say cheese in every household?!

I renounce my candidacy and instead back our new cat overlord.
And thus did the Kingdom of Ni fall and the rise of the Republic of Ni begin.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:48:35  
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And thus did The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples® fall and the rise of the Republic of Ni begin.
ftfy.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:49:46  
Nick, all soap tax will be allocated into the Parker Cloning Facility and the Weather Machine of Doom.

Medicine and pills will be replaced by random candy.
Diabetus?
have some fizzy candy.

edit:

Old King will be relocated to a themepark restaurant museum (and cheese factory) with mock battles of Old Ni
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:51:01  
Wait, we had a benefactor? When the hell did we get backed by Staples?

WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THAT MONEY GO?!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:52:22  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Nick, all soap tax will be allocated into the Parker Cloning Facility and the Weather Machine of Doom.

Medicine and pills will be replaced by random candy.
Diabetus?
have some fizzy candy.

edit:

Old King will be relocated to a themepark restaurant museum with mock battles of Old Ni
*takes a bite of Swiss cheese, right off the block like a savage*
His domestic policy is like a page out of my book.
Now let's see how he handles the finances.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:53:19  
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Wait, we had a benefactor? When the hell did we get backed by Staples?

WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THAT MONEY GO?!
Mind control medicine isn't cheap you know.

Uh I mean. Health and happiness pills. Yeah. Those aren't cheap.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 11:58:53  
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the Parker Cloning Facility

maybe you weren't here when it happened... but Mosin and I were just joking around about hiring an intern in the REAL WORLD to find videos and gifs for us and stuff and I wanted to name him PARKER so I could yell like JJJ from spiderman...

that entire thread we discussed it in is gone ok.

Now we (Mosin and I) can't even find gifs on our own...we don't have any idea how to do any of the things PARKER started doing on his own. I wish I was joking.

I have long suspected Scragg but I don't have any proof of his involvement.... I only hope you are a fast reader because PARKER will probably also delete this message....
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:59:56  
True enough.

I'm sure the real question on everyone's minds right now is "How long before we descend back into a monarchy?"
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 12:10:10  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
the Parker Cloning Facility

maybe you weren't here when it happened... but Mosin and I were just joking around about hiring an intern in the REAL WORLD to find videos and gifs for us and stuff and I wanted to name him PARKER so I could yell like JJJ from spiderman...

that entire thread we discussed it in is gone ok.

Now we (Mosin and I) can't even find gifs on our own...we don't have any idea how to do any of the things PARKER started doing on his own. I wish I was joking.

I have long suspected Scragg but I don't have any proof of his involvement.... I only hope you are a fast reader because PARKER will probably also delete this message....
Where do I apply for this position?
I was recently let go from my last position as King.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 12:10:42  
so the cloning facility is a no-go?
then parker will just have to run around to every household and get everyone's gifs.



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Now let's see how he handles the finances.

finances? everyone should give me their CC numbers.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 12:17:21  
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Where do I apply for this position?
I was recently let go from my last position as King.

I'm sorry we already hired chuu...
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